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Typical silliness enjoyer. Recovering alcoholic. BA from Prager Tech. Owner and manager of my own butt. Not an ant.

I cannot do that shit. Any minutes after 1 hr are a struggle except a few movies I really love

I think I promised my sister I'd watch it with her. It better be pretty good. I don't usually watch movies that long. I'm kind of like a dog. I'll start barking, pissing myself, and biting people.

There's been a million version of this one but it still made me laugh

I aspire to be more but I am the sleppy one in the back XD

The phrase "taco Tuesday" has probably been around since the first Anglophone tried a taco.

Was it Andy kindler having that insane Twitter freakout or am I remembering the name wrong?

She has a really incredible sense of rhythm

Their tails still fascinate me :blob_cat_heart:

Ya it's too vague to know if it's a little red flag or a big red flag lol. The sentiment is not necessarily wrong but putting something that abrasive in your tinder profile is a stylistic choice...

Decided to try listening to an episode of Pod Save America. Instantly fell asleep. Got a bit of a sunburn :c

Ok I actually kind of have mixed feelings about this. "You're wanted, not needed" is a really abrasive way to say it but that is actually a good attitude to have towards dating. Them needing you means a messy breakup if things don't work out.

And the joke is obnoxious but also kind of funny tbh bc 3/4 ton is absolutely insane amount for someone to weigh πŸ˜‚ so maybe he is actually a subtle shitposter

I will, possibly mistakenly, assign the sex to be male when it is born.

There's a lot of potential here for the next Bonzai kitten type website for gullible people