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Spooky ass piss ant
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Typical silliness enjoyer. Recovering alcoholic. BA from Prager Tech. Owner and manager of my own butt. Not an ant.

Probably. If its under 30, he's a little bitch tbh

I need to know the number so I know in which way to judge him

You can't say this shit without giving us a count, u little punk.

That's because I pay my maids a living wage you parasite

"folks like you" what a shitposter? lol

I'm mostly against biometric ID's and brainchips and all that kind of crap. However, I think ideally you would only get it if your family opts you in. Like if you are the sort of person who loses their passport every year, your family should be able to petition you to get all your ID nice and safe inside your body.

I'm so glad the non binary trend around here is dying down.

Whales were on land 50+ million years ago idiot

Movie date tricks:

1) Put your drink in their cupholder so you have an excuse to reach over him and waft the pheromones from your armpits into his popcorn.

2) under-dress so you get cold in the air conditioning and he offers you his shorts for warmth.

3) when the time is right, climb under the seats for some privacy (and free popcorn)

My guy friends would dress up like pirates for the pirates of the Caribbean movies, it was fun and cute.

Same guys dressed up for the last season of Game of Thrones (then we all cried and drank ourselves to death lol)

Wouldn't it cook all weird if it's defrosted?

If your workplace doesn't offer accomodations for lategender or sleepgender, y'all need to get with the times or you're going to lose out on some serious diversity points

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