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Spooky ass piss ant
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Typical silliness enjoyer. Recovering alcoholic. BA from Prager Tech. Owner and manager of my own butt. Not an ant.

Idk why I haven't given up on buying fruit altogether. It's pretty much always an expensive disappointment around here. Gotta save my fruit buying for when you're near the actual farms and can get good shiettt (blueberries and cherries and strawberries).

This papaya was on sale and it looked so perfect and ripe. I opened it and it was hard and white! No juice at all. The last time I bought a papaya it went moldy before it ripened :blobsob:

Never again

I'm never buying a papaya again. Every time I have bought a papaya it is totally FUCKED

I don't have any of the cute mental illnesses I just have a smol brain and alcoholism.

I didn't give Google their $3.13 and they won't stop sending me messages and notifications about it lol. Are they going to hold my emails hostage?

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If my mice do not want to be grabbed, they gotta stop being such perfectly grabbable little orbs

Using ChatGPT and the bf (double team) to help me write emails today XD

Instead of slicing and dicing their pp to invert it, TIMs should slowly stretch their pp hole with slightly larger rods until it's large enough to receive another pp.

Between work and play I go to the beach every day lately C:

Sounds like a great day ☺️ I think that's considerably faster than I usually bike, too. You're a beast 💪🤩

Alex, stop lying. Just open up the other tab where you are logged as as Gargon and reply to yourself. You aren't fooling anyone!

She looks like she bites off them titties

I like to smash the buggos C:

:uncomfortable-child: yikes lol

Tequila was what I usually drank on special occasions like bdays, or shitty tequila at my bfs mom's house lol. I was blackout drunk on tequila when I met my bf actually XD