It's beautiful 😍

So how many nodes went off line with aws?

Sleepy 😴

Gonna hit the sack 🛌

Good Night 😴💤🌙

Once everyone agrees the bear market is here, the bull market resumes.

"You're not a real Bitcoiner if you've been sitting on cash" - nobody

Here we go again!

WE WANT THE KEBAB

Clean haircut twice a month 😳

I AM EVERYWHERE.

You're absolutely right!

*solar panel for sex machine

Good Morning #Nostr

Give me GM back if you think #Bitcoin is going higher 🚀

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Nostr new and improved with 200% more googly-eyes

I like it except that my retard-based notes may not be compatible.

Protocol N it is 😂

Nostr really is just the Note. How it moves around is irrelevant, so long as it does.

The current scheme of clients, relays, and websockets is one way of transporting notes, but I don't believe it's the only way. It is the first way that worked.

I’m not anticipating I’m just used to this. The market does its thing and we need to be ready 🤙

RATE CUT!

Wait… are they trying to ban single utxo’s? Am I reading this wrong?

Bitcoin President lol. Lmao.

Oh, I agree with you 100%. My comment was largely in jest, although it does kinda work. 😂

My go-to analogy is comparing UTXOs to gold coins. When you spend one, it is melted down, a small portion is taken by the network for the transaction fee, and new coins are minted from the remaining amount that are then provided to the recipient/s, and or returned to you if change is due.

Lol

Been wanting to give you all a bit of a back story about myself:

Hi, I'm Uno, many of you have known me well over 2 years now, but what might surprise you is I am one of the youngest Nostriches, I am just 20 years old, I started Nostr when I was about 18.

I have always loved and been intrigued by technology, and especially open source tech.

I learned about Nostr through Jack when he posted about Damus on Twitter a few years back, after I tried Nostr I was hooked, I loved it.

Nostr is also what taught me what Bitcoin was and it's significance.

I have always loved seeing people smile, so as you may know I have zapped about 15M sats on Nostr between two npubs.

I prefer to stay private which is why I never talk or show my face on here, but I'm very much active and love building on Nostr.

I have worked most in fast food and I'm currently going through a switch trying to figure out what I want to do.

I live in the United States, I spend most my free time on Nostr or experimenting with vibe coding or going on a drive.

When I first joined Nostr I struggled because so much of what I was doing came across spammy which was never my intention, but I have come very far since.

I am going to stay here and in Bitcoin my whole life and I hope you all stick around for the ride.

Peace and love,

Uno 🐶 ⚡ 🫂

The crotchless kind of holes or no?

All 7 pairs

HRC. If that answer means nothing to you, then I was wrong because I didn't Google it. 😂

This one is tricky, who is this? No Googling.

Negative credits, sorry.

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#33pages

I didn't manage to read anything today. So if someone has read 66 pages today (BE HONEST!!!) I will buy it off you like carbon credits. Thank you.

I've left a bug in the android build which teleports all lonely souls to san francisco. not a joke.

#9q is popping, it's full of crazy people. join us.

The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.