They probably value the KYC data more than the bitcoin. RCMP isn’t bright.
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You know the RCMP will give back all the money to the customers only after they’ve KYCd themselves to them, right?
Speaking of trains, nothing stops this one either.
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🍫 Circle P Vendor of the Day: @`oshi`
“The better butter to butter better”
He makes it. You buy it with Bitcoin.
Code: BITCOINAND lets him know you heard about it on the Circle P!
Get the Goods HERE --> https://oshigood.us
Obergruppen Bankers • Episode 1171 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
Agreed. I have been using it more than Primal for about a month.
The SEC unleashed a terrible attack on the markets by allowing shitcoin ETFs
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I doubt it because you would have to have API keys for X and that is prohibitively expensive.
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This is me in my own head all the time about a great many things.
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You and nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jsqgppxdg8xsq6xyxvj9uluwnha9nxwyx0ma3smlvyp7tjcxp6y39345u4nl9c are my favorite people on nostr.
People who are waiting to get some bitcoin for . . . reasons . . . may be running out of time.
I knew Coke had cocaine in it but I never knew 7up medicated the other direction.
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LFG!
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I still got 3 stickers and one is in my pocket right now. Just waiting to deploy the payload.
Hakas look insane but are deeply rooted culturally. Think this is nuts? Check out almost any boy’s school in New Zealand. They start the day with these.
The Unpatriotic Act • Episode 1167 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!
⚡️🇪🇺 NEW - ECB President Lagarde calls on European governments, "to rapidly establish the legislative framework for the potential introduction of our digital euro."
https://blossom.primal.net/386cad9dbdc58d6d72362dc3e56577f03a7ebe320b2d005ecf825c393c189453.mp4
Translation: "Terrified! Send halp immediately!"
Anything that teaches kids early what kind of evil they have to combat is a win. Although I weep for their innocence.
I really hate these people.
Dropped that note into Chat after telling it to become a game designer. It's close but no cigar.👇
Core Concept
Players live through an economy where:
Costs inflate every round.
Paychecks stagnate.
Taxes take a cut automatically.
Investments siphon away what little you have left.
The goal isn’t to “win” by becoming rich—it’s to survive longer than the others while the system grinds everyone down.
Components
Income Cards – fixed paychecks (e.g., “$1000 per round”).
Expense Deck – groceries, rent, utilities, medicine, fuel. Each expense card has a starting price, but an inflation track increases costs every time they’re drawn.
Tax Marker – auto-collects 30% of everyone’s paycheck each round.
Hedge Fund Cards – companies that profit from expenses (e.g., Big Rent Co., MegaGrocer Inc.). You must buy stock in these, but they only pay dividends when you or other players are squeezed.
Debt Tokens – if you can’t pay, you go into debt. Debt compounds.
Inflation Tracker – a dial or board that ticks up every round.
Setup
Each player starts with:
1 Income card ($1000)
$200 cash
1 mandatory Hedge Fund card (randomly dealt)
Shuffle Expense Deck and place face-down.
Set Inflation Tracker to Level 1.
Gameplay (Card Game Flow)
Each round = one “month.”
Paycheck Phase: Everyone receives $1000 → pay 30% to taxes immediately.
Expense Phase: Each player must draw 2–3 Expense cards. Pay the listed price × current inflation multiplier.
Example: Groceries start at $100. If drawn three times, cost rises to $150, then $200, etc.
Hedge Fund Phase: If you bought MegaGrocer Inc., every time ANY player pays for groceries, you gain $10 dividend.
BUT: you must also contribute a minimum investment each round (e.g., $50 upkeep).
Debt Phase: If you can’t pay, take a Debt Token. Each token accrues interest (10% per round).
Inflation Phase: Tick up the inflation marker → all future prices increase.
Endgame
The game ends when all but one player are bankrupt.
If multiple players go bankrupt in the same round, whoever has the least debt is the “winner.”
For a dark comedy ending, you can also rule that the house always wins: if nobody survives 10 rounds, the Hedge Fund deck “wins.”
Optional Board Game Version
Board = circular “monthly calendar” where pawns move each round. Spaces = pay taxes, pay rent, mandatory “investment review,” surprise expenses.
Events Deck adds chaos: “Car broke down (+$200),” “Government stimulus check (+$100),” “New tax hike (35% rate).”
Tone
This game plays like satire. It’s fast, frustrating, and designed to spark table talk:
“Do I pay rent or groceries this turn?”
“I invested in Big Rent, so I’m literally profiting off you suffering.”
“I went bankrupt in 3 months.”
Question for you:
Do you want me to design Inflation as a party game (funny, 15–20 minutes, lots of chaos), or as a strategy card game (30–60 minutes, resource management, heavier satire)?