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Cishet, male, sub(mostly) CD. Feels like way too many kinks/fetishes to mention here but somewhere near the top of the list are latex, heels, nylon, bondage, I could go on... #kink #sissy #crossdress Age 18+? I am many multiples of 18 + a remainder.

The old #linux business seems to be going quite well. The HP POS seems almost usable now that Win10 isn't perpetually running the CPU @ 100% and sucking up 95% of the available storage to the point where updates couldn't be installed. The hardware is still shit and, IMHO, should never have been sold as a Windows machine. I'm not going to be loading up #linux on my daily driver anytime soon but it has kept this particular piece of HP shit out of the recycling.

#electronicwaste

#LinuxMint

Just installed Linux Mint on an HP Piece of Shit; how much of a smug bastard will this turn me into? For the sake of argument, let's assume I'm not a smug bastard already.

#LinuxMint

#Linux

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With such forward thinking policies, I'm sure your second term is a forgone conclusion Madam President.

Working on spine flexibility, whilst having a nap. I've tried that, never seems to work that well for me?

It turns out that #NotMyCat is pregnant #NotMyCat interesting times ahead.

It's functional, it's incredibly useful, it's a product of rigourous scientific study, it's used daily by a huge number of people all over the world, it's scrupulously cleaned between each and every use. It's a pear shaped boiling flask!! Anyone who thought otherwise needs to go and stand in the corner...and bend over.

It Has Come To Our Attention That The Toyota Butt Plug Is Actually A Pear-Shaped Boiling Flask

https://jalopnik.com/it-has-come-to-our-attention-that-the-toyota-butt-plug-1850934380?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=user%2FJalopnik

#PearShapedBoilingFlask

#ButtPlug

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It depends on the lips it's applied to; on you, absolutely, on me, not so much. :lipbite:

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Stop it, you're just being silly now, I can't spare time on my supercomputer for this sort of problem.

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No prize?! Can you possibly imagine the effort I put into that calculation?!

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Would it be the legendary big, fat doughnut hole perchance? Do I win the prize, what is the prize, there is a prize, right??

#electrical #plumbing #wiring #diy #tado #honeywell #CentralHeating

tado⁰; Most of our customers install our systems themselves.

Me;

nostr:npub15xcnyu7frese9423dtgr366rmywhn7wq4fnxlkd900zcnm0leggsgktryu That particular dress code was never mentioned for any of the meetings I attended; Smart/Sensual?

Tusky seems to be losing chunks of the timeline recently so I went looking for another client and found this one, Moshidon. It's a fork of the official Mastodon client, which I've never used but don't hear anything very good about, and it seems to be very slick.

#moshidon

#mastodon

#android

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Ooooh I want a pair of shoes like that so very much.😍 Ooooh I'm pretty sure I can't afford a pair of shoes like that. 😭

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter | Bored Panda

https://www.boredpanda.com/science-basic-physics-memes/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=topic%2Fphysics

#physics

#maths

#science

#humour