Wearing a #bitcoin bikini in a coconut safe hammock

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#Fsssssssssssst

Two hours in. Just misted with some apple juice. Internal temp 124F. Smoker at 225F.

#foodstr nostr:note1svsn8pk7aaa9t7xzdzh8efu8p2xyx5t0rlfwa6swpry6xznah0wsqns398

Mmmm smoking meat

well thankfully #Bitcoin doesn't really care what any one individual or any government does... tick tock next block.

Trump: Bitcoin will become the national currency and we will forbid all CBDCs 🎉!

Bitcoin Maxis: YEEES! 🤑💸

Trump: We will also buy enough Bitcoins to gain full control over the blockchain.

Bitcoin Maxis: Okay I guess 🤔

Trump: You will have to list all of your Bitcoin wallets on your tax declaration.

Bitcoin Maxis: Yes...?

Trump: If you make a transaction to a wallet that is not registered in the tax registry, we will figure that out and you must provide us the contact details of said wallet or you will face harsh consequences.

Bitcoin Maxis: Ehmm, wait what 😳?

Trump: You'll love Bitcoin, or we will make you love it.

Bitcoin Maxis: Now this is getting kinda weird.

Trump: Early Bitcoin adopters will pay extra taxes, as a way to balance out their undeserved yields.

Bitcoin Maxis: What the f 🤯🤬

#boobstr

X partners with Visa to enable “X Money”

The move is part of Elon Musk's larger plan to develop a 'super app' akin to WeChat.

X Money will likely launch in Q1 of 2025, according to CNBC.

it’s truly emotional to see peter thiel, bill gates, musk, & zuck coming together to join trump’s team in fighting deep state, globalism, censorship, & the establishment.

Didn’t we all agree that Musk is basically a 14 year old on a power trip? His job is to burn everything down.