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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

Some guy on Insta asking me about Bitcoin is getting more than he bargained for.

Did I explain mining reasonably okay?

I'm not involved in any barter and feel inadequate now

I tried explaining Nostr at a party on Friday. In response the conversation shifted to how Jeffree Star needs to be canceled for disrespecting they/them pronouns 🫠

I just want to find my zap daddy 🥺

At night, I feel like I'm seeing more and more people driving with only one headlight. Not sure if this is an actual trend or if it's just in my head.

Ugh I feel bad for using Wallet of Satoshi. I need to figure out some non-custodial alternative.

Me when I see Bitcoin is on sale.

I don't see how the federal government can withstand high interest rates for much longer.

Stealth mode on ProtonVPN purportedly prevents ISPs from recognizing VPN usage, if I understand correctly.

Didn't know you were a cuck to the State

In due course it will come

I've tried using ChatGPT in my practice, but it doesn't seem to be good at patent litigation.

Yes but only on Windows wallpapers