Can you please calm down and turn off caps lock

I wasn't a dog person but it's very hard to not love Woofgang

I'd be low-key pissed if someone brought 12 sponge cakes to my house

https://video.nostr.build/4b6acaaad7b073302c984fe6d865516af90d4f248cd54af768a76d77407f0e60.mp4

He's not mine, but I often think about stealing him!

This cat is going places

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This is from the proposed final jury instructions in the DOJ's case against Roman Sterlingov.

According to the State (and the court), bitcoin is "money" in the context of money transmission licensing laws.

Are unregistered miners and node operators also in violation?

At what point is a First Amendment defense appropriate? Bitcoin is just 0s and 1s. We're merely recording addresses and sharing signatures. How can the State require a license simply for broadcasting this data?

Also, I wish I could share the entire file with you, but Dropbox doxxes my real name in any link I share.

Me: "I don't focus on the price."

Also me, screaming at the monitor like a straight guy watching a football game: "OH COME ON"

Thank you Chase for reminding me Bitcoin is important. Unlike with Bitcoin, banks can lock up your money without providing any reason whatsoever.

I just let the owner know how much his cat is worth

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This is technically copyright infringement because I stole the photo

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What does "Fork" do? Will something happen to Chuck if I select that?

Omg getting three-digit zaps is thrilling ngl

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Zap if you like this cat, and I will tell his owner (@AlexanderPayton on Twitter) how many sats his cat got on Nostr.

Hey can I have some zaps

People don't seem to know that blockchain is an old technology that substantially predates bitcoin. Blockchain alone isn't novel.

Rather, bitcoin's unique properties emerge from the combination of (1) blockchain + (2) proof of work + (3) the difficult adjustment.

Car insurance is the main reason I drive carefully tbh. Not killing people somehow wasn't as motivating

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Mine is $117.48 a month with GEICO, but most other insurers quoted me over $300.

Lol I guess I won't be zapping Victor. I tried to tag him in this post, but Amethyst immediately crashes the instant I try to tag anyone 😂

Okay I'm sorry but I don't like this aspect of Primal at all. With Amethyst I can zap y'all with whatever wallet I'm using (usually Phoenix).

Requiring a name and DOB to send magic Internet money is antithetical to freedom tech.

Was he hot and single??

The provision "allows the authorities to place people under house arrest out of 'fear' they could, at some point in the future, commit a 'hate crime.'" https://reclaimthenet.org/canadas-justice-minister-powers-to-place-people-under-house-arrest-cut-internet-access

From now on I'm just going to assume that normies are diligently stacking, and I'll periodically congratulate them when the price goes up

Now Elon Musk will shadow ban "misgendering."

This is why Nostr is important. https://reclaimthenet.org/x-says-it-will-reduce-the-visibility-of-posts-that-purposely-ignore-a-persons-preferred-pronouns

Bro have you seen the chart

Amethyst crashes whenever I try to tag someone. Time to switch to Primal

I agree with this framing. We'll get there someday.

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What about sats for feet pics? 🥺

This has happened to me twice when trying out a new client. I really hate that it can happen so easily.

Well maybe he has a point.

Do you connect to Nostr using a VPN or Tor?

Tbh it would be nice if some Nostr clients had a Tor-only mode like some Bitcoin wallets do (although that would probably kill video streaming).

I tried searching for the Taylor Swift AI porn on Nostr using Primal, Iris, and Amethyst. I found that search doesn't seem to work very well on Nostr lol

Is the Taylor Swift AI porn on Nostr?

Are you fucking kidding me, UK?

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I was a bit turned off that the apartment I'm applying for needed three bank statements, three pay stubs, two forms of ID, a background check, a credit check, and a face scan. I nearly asked them if they needed an anal swab, too.

But maybe they have a reason for asking.

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Sticks and stones can break your bones, but pixels can never hurt you.

Greater dividends can be reaped from cultivating emotional resilience than from "regulating" AI (particularly for open-source AI, where any regulation is largely futile).

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Maybe nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx would have thoughts. I'd be curious if content creators have used Nostr for monetization

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