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I bought 30 chickens at the start of Covid. My wife thought I was crazy

Lots of tweets mad that UAE bought the etf not self custody. Come on guys, a country bought bitcoin. Take the W

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

They dry out the vagina to increase friction, supposedly to improve the feeling for the man. As a result, it creates microtears in the vagina, which is why anal sex has a high rate of hiv transmission.

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I learned one reason they have heterosexual aids is the women put sand and rocks in their vagina. I learned about this a while ago and still can't process it.

I don't think I've watched it all. Gonna do it after I finish Mr. Robot. S2 is slow to start

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leftovers marinated in bad decisions 👀

"The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down for you so you don’t fall into the trap of being someone’s retirement plan.

Age 12-15: She starts her journey by opening her legs to boys in secondary school, believing that early sexual experiences somehow elevate her. Already, discipline and values are out the window.

Age 16-18: By now, she’s rejecting boys her own age, thinking she’s too good for them. She sets “high standards,” not based on character but on delusions of grandeur, ignoring that her so-called “value” is tied only to her fleeting looks and nothing deeper.

Age 19-20: The peak of her ego arrives as she gets bombarded with attention from men who only want her for her body. Instead of recognizing this for what it is, she believes she’s untouchable. Her favorite lines? “I can’t date broke men” and “I’m a baddie, I deserve the best.” Spoiler: None of it is rooted in reality.

Age 21-23: Now she’s rejecting serious men because “they’re boring.” Why? Because bad boys, players, and irresponsible men provide her with the drama she mistakes for excitement. She thinks she’s still in control, but she’s just a pawn in her own game of self-destruction.

Age 24-25: Still playing the field, she refuses to settle, believing her prime will last forever. Meanwhile, her body count skyrockets, and her value to discerning men plummets.

Age 26-27: Reality starts setting in. The bad boys move on to younger options. Now she’s a baby mama, but still, she hopes to snag a good man to clean up her mess.

Age 28-29: Panic mode. She realizes her value in the dating market has tanked. She starts looking for “God-fearing” men, which is code for a simp willing to overlook her wreckage of a past.

Age 30-32: Church becomes her last refuge. Suddenly, she’s quoting Bible verses and attending Shiloh, hoping to mask her history with a halo. It’s the retirement home for women who spent their prime chasing bad decisions.

Age 33+: Bitter, resentful, and hopeless, she becomes a feminist warrior, blaming men for her own poor choices. She’ll call men pigs and scum, conveniently forgetting that she was the one who wasted her prime years on reckless living.

Men, take notes. The modern woman who follows this path will target you as her last option when the streets spit her out. Don’t be the fool who saves her. You deserve better than leftovers marinated in bad decisions."

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"Leftovers marinated in bad decisions". Brilliant

Hahahhahahahhaha! Mechanical Watch aka a watch. I'm retarded

Goddamn nostr. I just got your joke and can't delete my reply

Horrible mouth feel. Also, just based on my hunch that environmentalists make things like this worse, I bet they're worse for you and worse for the environment

You think they'll have an InfiDELI with SANDwiches?

The coolers are perfect for improvised bombs or preserving severed heads