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🚨 FED LOSING CONTROL? BOND MARKET SENDS WARNING 🚨

Today’s weak jobs report (75K vs. 150K expected) shook up bonds

The market’s telling two stories:

2Y Treasury: ⬇️ 15 bps to 4.10% (short end betting on a Fed rate cut)

10Y Treasury: ⬆️ 10 bps to 4.50% (long end signaling inflation ahead)

Short-term: Expecting a Fed bailout.

Long-term: Bracing for inflation.

Meanwhile S&P rises 1.2%. Wall Street knows what's coming: Money printer goes BRRR 🎯|

#Bonds #Bitcoin

Nostr worth thread:

Alright, confession time: I live in a climate where “room temperature” means “tropical sauna.” And all I want in life is to be one of those people who casually leaves their butter out on the counter, living the dream of perfectly spreadable toast. 🧈🥲

But no. Here, if I try to let my butter “soften up,” I end up with what can only be described as a butter-flavored Slip ’N Slide, dripping across my countertop, like some greasy tribute to modern art.

I mean, I see those Pinterest kitchens with cute little butter dishes on display, and I think, why not me? Why shouldn’t I also live a soft-butter life? So, in a moment of reckless optimism, I tried it — just left my butter out like some carefree influencer.

Fast forward 20 minutes, and my kitchen looked like it’d been slimed by a melting butter sculpture. It wasn’t some dreamy “spreadable masterpiece” — it was a shimmering, oily puddle that looked eerily like the floor of my local pub after karaoke night.

The butter didn’t even try to hold its shape. It just… surrendered.

And let me tell you, cleaning up melted butter is a unique form of suffering. You go in with a paper towel, and the butter just spreads, smearing like it’s taking a final stand against kitchen hygiene. By the end, my countertop was so slippery, it was like trying to mop up an oil spill on an ice rink.

So now, I’m back to keeping my butter in the fridge, resigned to the frigid block life. Every morning, I chisel at it like I’m forging a sword, hoping not to crack my toast in half. It’s like trying to butter toast with a frozen stick of deodorant, and let’s just say it’s not the gentle breakfast experience I dream of.

To those of you who can leave your butter out year-round, in climates where it’s never in danger of becoming the Exxon Valdez of condiments, I salute you. 🫡 You have no idea how good you’ve got it. So next time you’re casually gliding that flawless curl of butter onto toast, just know that someone out here in the tropics is shaking their fist at a greasy countertop and a rock-hard butter block colder than an eskimo’s nipples during a bath.

GM.

Nervous, anxious, where to start?

Well, I started with a GM after a coffee, and I think I am ready to have a good start.

GM!

Bro what if we never bought bitcoin?

Do you know how fucked we’d all be?

I wake up, there is another psyop the bitcoiners have fell for. Now it’s about a rodent. GM plebs.

The people have spoken, insurrection and Bitcoin.

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Gm #nostr fam

Wishing everyone a beautiful Sunday.

Japan, 2017.

#photography #gm #goodmorning #plebchain

El sol sempre acaba sortint.

Amunt Valencia!

If you like watches you definitely don't have to blast tens of thousands for the luxury brands

Plenty of fine, automatic watches under $1,000

Hamilton, sternglas and even Timex make some pretty nice watches these days

GM

Nature is healing

Always find it retarded beyond any recognition how some people default to "if you don't support/vote for X, you are a Y supporter!" I reckon it is a consequence of the bipartisan status quo for so many decades. They work in binary language.

My dude, I despise them all!

The US is fucked up.

I fact checked this and it’s verifiable.

#weirdnews #newstr #coffeechain #nostr #introductions

People can't even comprehend the amount of fucking around that's going on right now, but they'll find out eventually.