What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Air temperature: 17,22 °C
Pressure: 975,17 hPa
Humidity: 60,62 %
Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Air temperature: 13,00 °C
Pressure: 998,00 hPa
Humidity: 79,70 %
There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
Air temperature: 20,19 °C
Pressure: 1 003,20 hPa
Humidity: 55,76 %
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Air temperature: 18,31 °C
Pressure: 992,38 hPa
Humidity: 77,98 %
What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.
Air temperature: 25,18 °C
Pressure: 994,67 hPa
Humidity: 59,90 %
What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
Air temperature: 12,92 °C
Pressure: 997,52 hPa
Humidity: 97,98 %
Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
Air temperature: 9,72 °C
Pressure: 1 002,38 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Air temperature: 14,80 °C
Pressure: 999,86 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
Air temperature: 19,48 °C
Pressure: 982,59 hPa
Humidity: 84,13 %
I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
Air temperature: 20,10 °C
Pressure: 982,23 hPa
Humidity: 82,10 %
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Air temperature: 17,41 °C
Pressure: 994,18 hPa
Humidity: 91,98 %
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
Air temperature: 17,51 °C
Pressure: 988,16 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
Air temperature: 19,20 °C
Pressure: 994,40 hPa
Humidity: 86,92 %
To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.
Air temperature: 29,56 °C
Pressure: 994,04 hPa
Humidity: 50,01 %
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Air temperature: 17,19 °C
Pressure: 995,24 hPa
Humidity: 95,18 %
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
Air temperature: 24,83 °C
Pressure: 996,52 hPa
Humidity: 61,77 %
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Air temperature: 13,55 °C
Pressure: 996,80 hPa
Humidity: 97,76 %
Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.
Air temperature: 14,34 °C
Pressure: 996,68 hPa
Humidity: 88,39 %
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Air temperature: 16,33 °C
Pressure: 996,86 hPa
Humidity: 73,46 %
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Air temperature: 18,13 °C
Pressure: 996,69 hPa
Humidity: 64,76 %
