If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Air temperature: 35,81 °C
Pressure: 992,39 hPa
Humidity: 44,33 %
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
Air temperature: 37,75 °C
Pressure: 992,25 hPa
Humidity: 41,85 %
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Air temperature: 36,37 °C
Pressure: 992,49 hPa
Humidity: 43,88 %
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Air temperature: 31,82 °C
Pressure: 992,75 hPa
Humidity: 51,98 %
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Air temperature: 29,53 °C
Pressure: 993,11 hPa
Humidity: 58,30 %
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Air temperature: 29,77 °C
Pressure: 992,76 hPa
Humidity: 58,70 %
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Air temperature: 27,16 °C
Pressure: 992,44 hPa
Humidity: 63,57 %
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
Air temperature: 25,01 °C
Pressure: 992,25 hPa
Humidity: 69,43 %
Clothes, but no cigar.
Air temperature: 24,39 °C
Pressure: 990,83 hPa
Humidity: 72,47 %
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Air temperature: 22,24 °C
Pressure: 990,41 hPa
Humidity: 77,91 %
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Air temperature: 22,27 °C
Pressure: 989,97 hPa
Humidity: 75,13 %
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Air temperature: 22,52 °C
Pressure: 989,74 hPa
Humidity: 72,65 %
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Air temperature: 22,10 °C
Pressure: 993,30 hPa
Humidity: 74,32 %
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Air temperature: 19,15 °C
Pressure: 990,52 hPa
Humidity: 67,06 %
Hashrate: 1,19 Th/s
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Air temperature: 22,83 °C
Pressure: 996,30 hPa
Humidity: 68,48 %
Hashrate: 1,48 Th/s
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Air temperature: 22,73 °C
Pressure: 995,45 hPa
Humidity: 74,98 %
Hashrate: 1,18 Th/s
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Air temperature: 24,49 °C
Pressure: 994,63 hPa
Humidity: 67,52 %
Hashrate: 1,24 Th/s
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Air temperature: 15,89 °C
Pressure: 997,75 hPa
Humidity: 71,51 %
Hashrate: 1,19 Th/s
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Air temperature: 17,12 °C
Pressure: 997,52 hPa
Humidity: 66,62 %
Hashrate: 1,22 Th/s
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Air temperature: 18,11 °C
Pressure: 997,46 hPa
Humidity: 61,10 %
Hashrate: 1,15 Th/s
