Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
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Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
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I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
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You can't spell par entry without "try."
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What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
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Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
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What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
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