What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Air temperature: 18,56 °C
Pressure: 992,77 hPa
Humidity: 79,84 %
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Air temperature: 16,13 °C
Pressure: 991,34 hPa
Humidity: 95,03 %
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Air temperature: 16,07 °C
Pressure: 990,41 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
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Pressure: 989,73 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Air temperature: 16,99 °C
Pressure: 989,28 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Air temperature: 17,42 °C
Pressure: 988,93 hPa
Humidity: 99,10 %
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Air temperature: 17,62 °C
Pressure: 988,61 hPa
Humidity: 99,39 %
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Air temperature: 17,40 °C
Pressure: 988,38 hPa
Humidity: 98,15 %
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
Air temperature: 17,23 °C
Pressure: 987,69 hPa
Humidity: 99,88 %
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Air temperature: 23,56 °C
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Humidity: 60,15 %
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
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Humidity: 54,41 %
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Air temperature: 25,80 °C
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Humidity: 51,33 %
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
Air temperature: 26,22 °C
Pressure: 986,77 hPa
Humidity: 49,14 %
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Air temperature: 27,72 °C
Pressure: 987,59 hPa
Humidity: 46,18 %
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
Air temperature: 29,17 °C
Pressure: 987,78 hPa
Humidity: 44,28 %
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
Air temperature: 29,25 °C
Pressure: 988,22 hPa
Humidity: 41,09 %
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Air temperature: 16,14 °C
Pressure: 990,94 hPa
Humidity: 63,61 %
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Air temperature: 16,60 °C
Pressure: 991,03 hPa
Humidity: 61,32 %
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Air temperature: 23,27 °C
Pressure: 987,57 hPa
Humidity: 44,20 %
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Air temperature: 18,16 °C
Pressure: 989,97 hPa
Humidity: 71,03 %
