I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.

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The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.

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What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.

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What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!

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I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

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What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.

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What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!

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A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

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In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.

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My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

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It really takes guts to be an organ donor.

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My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!

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What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

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I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!

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