As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
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How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
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What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
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“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
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If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
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MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
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How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
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How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
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A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
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