How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

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What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!

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What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.

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I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

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What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

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Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.

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Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.

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There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.

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Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.

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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

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6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

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What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.

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Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.

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I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.

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What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

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