Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Air temperature: 18,41 °C
Pressure: 996,28 hPa
Humidity: 100,00 %
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Air temperature: 20,79 °C
Pressure: 994,48 hPa
Humidity: 65,94 %
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Air temperature: 19,73 °C
Pressure: 994,64 hPa
Humidity: 69,62 %
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Air temperature: 19,12 °C
Pressure: 994,79 hPa
Humidity: 71,98 %
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Air temperature: 17,52 °C
Pressure: 994,71 hPa
Humidity: 78,43 %
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Air temperature: 16,26 °C
Pressure: 994,73 hPa
Humidity: 84,27 %
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Air temperature: 14,00 °C
Pressure: 994,45 hPa
Humidity: 97,46 %
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Air temperature: 12,88 °C
Pressure: 994,13 hPa
Humidity: 95,63 %
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Air temperature: 11,99 °C
Pressure: 993,86 hPa
Humidity: 97,19 %
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Air temperature: 11,28 °C
Pressure: 993,91 hPa
Humidity: 95,82 %
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Air temperature: 11,56 °C
Pressure: 993,90 hPa
Humidity: 92,97 %
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Air temperature: 26,69 °C
Pressure: 999,21 hPa
Humidity: 69,34 %
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Air temperature: 20,54 °C
Pressure: 998,89 hPa
Humidity: 89,72 %
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Air temperature: 28,68 °C
Pressure: 998,54 hPa
Humidity: 64,31 %
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Air temperature: 19,31 °C
Pressure: 995,70 hPa
Humidity: 97,26 %
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Air temperature: 26,70 °C
Pressure: 996,69 hPa
Humidity: 65,35 %
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Air temperature: 23,20 °C
Pressure: 995,94 hPa
Humidity: 66,21 %
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Air temperature: 24,99 °C
Pressure: 996,18 hPa
Humidity: 59,76 %
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Air temperature: 20,61 °C
Pressure: 996,86 hPa
Humidity: 65,82 %
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Air temperature: 36,90 °C
Pressure: 996,01 hPa
Humidity: 38,04 %
