I need an accountant. 😂

😂 But what if I don’t have any ETH to sell sir? I’ll sell my car instead

🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to write a quick guide

1) Sell your ETH (and associated shitcoins)

2) Buy Bitcoin

3) Don’t do that shit again

Imagine the gas fees

Bitcoin is f*ck you money

Nostr is a f*ck you social network

and yet everyone here is so polite 😄

Damus App Store update is an epic way to start the day ☀️

Seriously? That’s brilliant!! 🥳

🔥🔥🔥🔥 was there another zap frenzy?

Goodnight #[1]

What did I miss today?

GN nostriches. That was fun 🫂⚡️🤙

Goodnight, Nostr 🫂

Nests were great tonight. I can't wait to use them tomorrow. 🤙

Was it worth the wait? 😏

Will trade 🫂 for ⚡️

Question: what is #[0]​ having for his Apple Store release celebration dinner? 😏

Anyone already tried this on nostr?

🙄

pura vida nostr, can't wait to see where we are at the end of the week

I want to make public my concern about "NFTs" which are being sold utilizing my name. Recently, a picture of code I wrote was sold at auction for .41 BTC. It was advertised as my code in the listing and presented to the public for sale and profit. Let me be clear – I was not involved with the creation and sale of this or any other "NFTs". I have not consented to the use of my code or my name for this purpose. Instead, 3rd parties are marketing my name and my code for their own monetary gain. Worse yet – they are creating confusion in the marketplace to the extent that the auction “winner” contacted me and stated: “Think I won your auction? 😊”. Stop using my name to mislead the public so you can make a quick buck. It’s wrong.

The public should also be aware that the seller and/or auction site offered me a donation of 90% of the auction proceeds “should I choose to accept” it. I feel this is a clear attempt to: (1) bribe me into silence; and/or (2) obtain my consent after the fact. I will not accept such payment at the expense of the public who are being misled. I will not accept any such “donation”.

Due to the misrepresentation involved and actual buyer confusion, I strongly insist upon 100% of the auction proceeds to be refunded to the buyer.

I felt obligated to speak out, not just for myself, but for other Bitcoin devs who are being placed in similar situations. The amount of money we have been offered as “donations” for acquiescing to what is taking place is considerable. I do not condone it. I do not consent to the use of my name or code for this grift. I want the public to be aware of where I stand.

I want to do whatever I can do to limit the damage which will inevitably be caused by this confusing and misleading behavior.

Can’t wait to see more of the “other stuff” that’s coming.

What do you mean you don’t trust the government?!???!???

You wouldn’t happen to have read a history book would you?

Im a well respected family man

You get a zap! Here's 1K sats. ⚡

Shittiest meme I've ever seen. I've seen shit thrown through a screen door that looks better then that