We’re all joking around. Our notifications are chaos anyway. We could ignore this thread and not comment, but we do it for the lulz.
😂 I’m going to comment and see if you can find it
Nostr is not web3 and that is why #[0] is here

Do you discuss nostr and the CCP’s inability to stop it?
I wasn’t going to comment, but I feel left out. It’s amazing that I see every comment in both my notifications and my Posts and Replies, because you all are my favorite nostriches
Hello my friends 👋
Thinking about reacting and commenting to every post of a note I was tagged in. For the sake of you all (you know who you are) I will not 😂
Thank you #[0] I appreciate you 🙏🏻🫂
Check this out by #[4]
#[5]
Good morning nostr. I’m going to sleep 💤

When we are old, we won’t regret the smartphone we didn’t buy, the movie we didn’t watch, or the product we didn’t try
We will regret the times we weren’t humble, and the sats we didn’t stack
There are plenty of ways to make Bitcoin more private.
Just using lightning is already a big help for privacy. It’s not impossible to find out who you are, but if Bitcoin is illegal tomorrow, the feds are going to have a very hard time finding even a few of us.
There are also plenty of p2p exchanges that don’t require KYC, and you can use a VPN on top of that. I assume if you’re buying Monero, you’re already following these precautions.
There are a few advantages to Bitcoin over Monero for cypherpunks though.
First, as others have said, you’re not going to build a global economy with Monero. If Bitcoin is considered the “currency of criminals”, Monero definitely has this reputation.
Which brings me to my second point. We know the governments are the biggest criminal organizations in the world.
If there is no government, Bitcoin’s privacy concerns are not a huge deal. Since we have governments, do we really want them to fund their criminal enterprises with Monero? At least with Bitcoin, and their technological incompetence, we will have an audit of every transaction they make.
If the government does make Bitcoin illegal, you can expect it to work like their war on drugs. Prices will skyrocket, more people will use it than ever before, and the police will find a few wallets and pretend they are relevant 😂
We elect our peers and they represent us

We have a whale in our midst
True story
I really do hate Tuesdays 😂
I also hate Mondays, and those words have a dark history
I have to stay up for about 26 hours every Monday-Tuesday because of my work schedule and home life. I’m very tired right now 😆
Damus App Store users,
Here are some tips to help you with the new update:
#1 Turn off Show Wallet Selector in Settings. This will give you faster zaps
#2 In order to have NIP-57 zaps and get notifications, you must have an address in your Lightning tips that looks like an email address. In Wallet of Satoshi, it looks like bronzeping54@walletofsatoshi.com
#3 In Universe (previously Global) you can tap on the three lines in the top right, and that will let you filter by relay. I recommend you shut off everything except paid relays, unless you have other filters from nostr.wine or other relays. This will not effect the relays you broadcast to
#4 You can bookmark notes to save them for later. Long press on a note, choose Add Bookmark, and the note will be saved in your Bookmarks
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There are a few bugs in this update. You cannot change the default zap amount, but you can leave a custom zap on each note. However, you cannot dismiss the keyboard
To solve this, add a custom zap amount, and then tap on the Comment field and choose Return on your keyboard. This will dismiss the keyboard so you can continue
#[4] is aware of this, and he is working on making the zaps much faster






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