My son says "punkit" instead of pumpkin and I love it.
On the other hand, free beer is beer you will truly pay for.
I don't mind being a lawyer most days, but sometimes I remember that the results of my hardwork are often completely and sometimes arbitrarily subject to the judgment of some other flawed human with state-give authority.
My brother and I set our tar-based driveway on fire once. It nearly became a real problem.
Becoming pure entropy is chaos and chaos is the opposite of freedom.
Not to mention his polyester jacket will turn him into a human candle.
It’s got one read out: sexy time.
People don’t often understand that gasoline fumes are fucking flammable. The liquid is a red herring
People are lazy and hope for the best. Remain vigilant!
Doing a little test of youtube's garbage clickbait algorithm with a bait-and-switch... Will report back on how it goes....
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Make that mouth even wider. The algorithm is fueled by tonsils!
Actually, what about a wearable device (watch not dildongle) that buzzes when you get zapped so you can know people are thinking about you but don't need to talk/call/text.
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Why in the hell is there a comment thread beneath polymarket bets? This feature is absurd.
No, it's much worse because it can be done perpetually.