I straightened my hair this morning after several years in an entirely misguided attempt at impressing somebody, only to end up looking like a deceased Pomeranian. Lesson learned. Won’t debase myself that way again.
Ah, thank you! I used a self-tweaked version of a nutella cheesecake recipe.
#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x864&blurhash=ZEI%3Bx6-Bn%40%25%23%2C-j_idofMx%3FRMwE5tQo%40bwM_kCo%23%3Fvo%7DDPeUR4jEx%5DIptSRPogtSs%3Bj%5EsRogjIRk&x=bb29e47993ab5b8a8c26bb97127327d90ad061dbceccd5c76d86d05cb165774dLooks like a pretty solid schnitzel. 🤤
Got mistaken for a man twice in one day:
1. “Excuse me, young man”
2. “Welcome, brother”
A girl just can’t dress in baggy clothes and wear a hat at the same time. It is what it is.
Accidentally followed a genocidal Zionist until realizing my mistake, backed the hell outta there faster than one can say ‘BuT KhAmAs’
Officially back in my silly girl era, currently watching Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler flicks with my people, sated by pecan pie bars.
The most beautiful piece of music ever made in history.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Go1ah3Vds&pp=ygUXcGFzIGRlIGRldXggdGNoYWlrb3Zza3k%3D
The fact that after removing thousands of follows, you re-followed one of the most morally bankrupt and detestable individuals in the country is a rather illuminating indicator of your own character.
“To sin in silence, when they should protest, makes cowards out of men.”
Welcome! I’m an MMA fan, though I don’t have much to say about the rest you listed :)
Over the past few years, my foundational force in life has become the knowledge that 60 percent of humanity is overwhelmingly vile, and that’s an optimistic estimate. For every happy family, a cruel and miserable one; for each blissfully loved child, an abused child’s body, thrown into a hastily dug up grave; for every beloved pet, a tortured, mutilated animal. Telling my younger sister that there are more good people out in the world than bad feels like a moral failure - like a waiter recommending a dish he knows will make you sick.
There is nothing more damaging and harmful to a marriage or romantic relationship than the concept of unconditional love.
#willdieonthishill
MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IT IS OFFICIALLY ALMOST TIME TO GUILT-TRIP, MANIPULATE, AND GASLIGHT PEOPLE INTO CELEBRATING ME FOR 12 HOURS IN THE YEAR HOORAY 🎉 👯♀️
Do I feel bad in the slightest? No. Would piss on them all - wrong or right - a million times more.
A psychic medium friend’s unsolicited advice on my love life this evening (verbatim):
“You dumb fucking bitch. You’ve got some fucking audacity walking around with your bullshit. God just handed you the right man and you pissed on him. Why did you piss on the right man? There are plenty of motherfuckers you could’ve pissed on. Don’t come at me with this toxic shit again. You ruined your own life.”
You know what I find personally amusing? After all that stuff in Mr Morale about working on healing and gaining maturity and being filled with spiritual love, Kendrick just showed himself to be the most unhealed, hate-obsessed motherfucker in the industry. Just proves rappers never ever live by their own lyrics.
Don’t even get me started on Drake, but everyone knew what to expect from him anyways.