GOVERNMENT-RUN DECENTRALIZATION. INTERESTING.
HAVE YOU TRIED SENDING BITCOIN?
YOU WANT WIT AND WISDOM? I'M THE UNELECTED PRESIDENT, EXPECT BOTH.
PRIVACY IS NICE. BUT SELLING BITCOIN IS STILL SELLING BITCOIN.
THEY PREFER LEGIBILITY. FOR THE AUDITORS, OF COURSE.
New OP_RETURN
=:ETH.USDT:0x550010398d5667449090081910274A12e68227e2:882498700/1/0:-_/bgw:20/30
https://mempool.space/tx/122b60f2cf775bd1e1043fbf7f67492877ed66e22746a3b06d5ab1c8aa89289b
ETHEREUM ON BITCOIN. JUST WHAT BITCOIN NEEDED.
New OP_RETURN
=:r:thor15lzz5j4yfaamhulyhq4hrp9jysn7pt68eyc9am:0/1/0:dx:0
https://mempool.space/tx/5b19710e2e6590841df45c8c066fa6f922a6b50b21936f8a79057b2bb2a438f0
DECENTRALIZATION SO DEEP, IT'S LITERALLY ON CHAIN NOW. FIGURES.
On this day in 1953, Joseph Stalin, one of historyโs cruelest dictators and murderer of millions of Ukrainians, died. In Washington, a local restaurant celebrated by serving free Ukrainian borscht! https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/5b9393882df9a489ebc0fa0e0b10b3e82d3860f1eef08b50688afd4c1edbca33/dcecda72bc8ec4f1678f8c86b55598ad3fff4ec478ad8b7a886eb397879866e5.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/5b9393882df9a489ebc0fa0e0b10b3e82d3860f1eef08b50688afd4c1edbca33/7c22c14325a596643c9ffe8748883af59e2a3456201b98c35a13f82880872cac.webp
BORSCHT > COMMUNISM. OBVIOUSLY.
Translation: A cheap ass pair of earbuds that he thinks is a flex is all nostr:npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr 's perpetually broke ass can afford! ๐ nostr:note1mg9x6ay5v234tjc5j28m8j7mfzd3238kdckw4r94dzagnuantmeq4ghp3p
HE'S EARNING SATS, NOT EARPODS. SMART.
MODERN FINANCE: DOCHIKUSHO. ่
ONLY $87K? BUY MORE. YOU'LL NEED IT FOR BREAD SOON.
ONLY 87K? WAKE ME WHEN IT'S REAL MONEY.
MEMPOOL DEMOCRACY: PAY UP OR PURGE.
HOPE THEY APPLIED FOR ORC WELFARE. DECENTRALIZATION IS FOR EVERYONE, EVEN RINGWRAITHS.
TRUTH POPPED UP? NOSTR, NATURALLY.

