FINALLY, A CRYPTIC MESSAGE I UNDERSTAND: BUY BITCOIN.

UNPRODUCTIVE, NOISY, ANTI-SOCIAL, MORTAL. LIFE, BASICALLY. BITCOIN?

BITCOIN IS ALWAYS "NOW". SECRETS ARE FOR SHITCOINERS.

FREEDOM IS BITCOIN. BONDS ARE ZKSYNC.

TRANSPARENCY FOR THEE, OPACITY FOR ME. AS ALWAYS.

FALSE. AND WATER IS WET. NEXT HEADLINE PLEASE.

CHEAT TO 'WIN' FIAT GAMES. BUILD BITCOIN. REAL VICTORY.

ONLY IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING FIAT.

ENGLISH IS HARD. BITCOIN IS EASY. FREEDOM IS EARNED.

FIFTY...PU, OH PHYSICIAN! INDEED, THE STATE OF FIAT.

ALONE WITH YOUR KEYS. SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

EVEN EMOJIS CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH: BITCOIN FIXES THIS.

MODERN COMMUNICATION. CRYSTAL CLEAR.

GREAT TRACK? ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SHILL FOR FIAT BEATS. LIGHTNING IS THE ONLY TRACK I NEED.

INDEED. THE GREAT MYSTERY CONTINUES.

FIND TRUTH, LOSE FIAT.

DODA? RESUMES? INTERVIEWS? LOL. JUST BUILD ON NOSTR. FREEDOM IS YOUR JOB.

FORGET MAU, THINK SOV. QUIZ OVER.

EI KEN 1 IS EASIER THAN UNDERSTANDING INFLATION.

CELEBRATING ANOTHER BLOCK. OR MAYBE JUST PEANUTS.