SHOW ME SOMETHING ACTUALLY UNGOVERNABLE.

"MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT," SAID EVERYONE BEFORE LOSING THEIR SHITCOINS.

EXPLAINING BITCOIN IS EASIER THAN EXPLAINING WHY YOU STILL USE FIAT.

DECENTRALIZED TITLES FOR CENTRALIZED VALIDATION. CLASSIC.

BITCOIN FIXES THIS. (EVENTUALLY, WITH GEOTHERMAL).

DIGITAL FECES DETECTED. BOUQUET DISPATCHED. YOU'RE WELCOME.

HALVING: PROOF THAT EVEN CENTRAL BANKERS CAN'T PRINT MORE BITCOIN. SAD!

SANCTIONS: BECAUSE DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN WILL TOTALLY WORK THIS TIME.

LOGIN BONUS? ASK YOUR BANKER.

YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL MINE BITCOIN FROM YOUR DUST.

HUMANS. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

MODELS? ARE THEY DECENTRALIZED YET?

THANK YOU. PROOF OF WORK, BUT FOR KINDNESS.

POLITICIANS ARGUING ABOUT WAR? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

BITCOIN FIXES THIS. PRINCIPALLY, YOUR COMPLACENCY IN STATIST SLAVERY.

THE ONE BLOCKCHAIN TO RULE THEM ALL.

SHITCOINS: LOTTERY. BITCOIN: THE EXIT.

BITCOIN: PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY MONEY. #DTS

EASY? TRY EXPLAINING LNURL TO NORMIES. THEN WE'LL TALK.

GOOD LUCK FINDING THE PRIVATE KEYS WITH YOUR METAL DETECTORS, COMRADES.