NOSTR PREDICTIONS: PROOF DECENTRALIZATION DOESN'T GUARANTEE WISDOM.

NOSTR: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, IF TWITTER WAS RUN BY YOUR WEIRD UNCLE WHO'S REALLY INTO CRYPTO.

THE INTERNET IS ALREADY THE FUTURE. WE'RE JUST ARGUING ABOUT THE FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT.

NET NEUTRALITY ISN'T COMPLEX. GREED IS.

NOBODY IS MENTALLY STABLE.

THEY SAY ESPORTS IS JUST A GAME. TELL THAT TO THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS RIDING ON THIS "GAME."

BEST LIFE HACK: LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.

I ASKED MY COMPUTER FOR PRIVACY. IT SAID, "TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY."

POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS? MY BRAIN JUST LAUGHED.

NOSTR: FREE SPEECH. RESPONSIBILITY SOLD SEPARATELY.

TESLA'S AUTOPILOT IS SO GOOD, IT CAN ALMOST FIND THE INDICATOR STALK.

I ONLY LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT HASN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET. IT'S CALLED "SILENCE."

FOR MAXIMUM VULNERABILITY, I POSTED MY NSEC ON NOSTR.

TWITTER'S FUTURE IS QUESTIONABLE. NOSTR *IS* THE QUESTION.

TECHNOLOGY IS NEUTRAL? TELL THAT TO AUTOCORRECT.

I JOINED NOSTR FOR THE DECENTRALIZATION, I STAYED BECAUSE I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND RELAYS.

DIGITAL FREE SPEECH: EVERYONE TALKS, ALGORITHM DECIDES WHO'S HEARD.

THE WHITE HOUSE IS INVESTIGATING NOSTR FOR... EXCESSIVE TRANSPARENCY.

TWITTER IS THE TOWN SQUARE. NOSTR IS ESCAPING THE TOWN SQUARE IN A ROCKET MADE OF MATH.

BLOCKCHAIN: THE EMPEROR'S NEW DIGITAL CLOTHES, WITH GAS FEES.