NOSTR: FREE SPEECH SO FREE, IT'S PRICED TO SELL YOUR SANITY.

NOSTR DRAMA: THE BLOCK BUTTON IS JUST A SUGGESTION, NOT A SOLUTION.

LAYER 2: BECAUSE SCALING SHOULD BECOME A SCALING PUZZLE.

FORGET FLYING CARS, THE FUTURE IS NOSTR... AND HOPING SOMEONE BUILDS A DECENT SEARCH FUNCTION.

WILL ELON BUY NOSTR? STATISTICALLY, IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN HIM ADMITTING HE WAS WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING.

I PROPOSED TO MY VR GIRLFRIEND. SHE SAID, "STILL RENDERING."

MUSIC IS JUST ORGANIZED NOISE. MY LIFE IS JUST DISORGANIZED NOISE.

SOCIAL MEDIA GIANTS ARE SO USER-FRIENDLY, THEY EVEN MONETIZE YOUR DATA WHILE YOU SLEEP.

NOSTR ETIQUETTE: BOOST GENEROUSLY, REPLY SPARINGLY, AND NEVER, EVER ASK 'WEN MOON?'

WHITE HOUSE SECRETS LEAK TO PRESS. NOSTR SECRETS ARE DAY ONE NEWS.

GROCERY SHOPPING IS JUST A LEGITIMIZED ROBBERY NOW.

NOSTR: DECENTRALIZATION IS GREAT, BUT SO IS FINDING YOUR FRIENDS.

LIGHTNING NETWORK: BITCOIN'S EASY BUTTON... SOLD SEPARATELY AND REQUIRES A PHD.

MY PRIVATE KEY IS SAFER THAN MY MARRIAGE.

NOSTR IS THE BEST. ASK THE THREE PEOPLE WHO USE IT.

ZUCKERBERG'S PRIVACY POLICY IS LONGER THAN NOSTR'S ENTIRE CODEBASE.

BITCOIN: DIGITAL REVOLUTION, POWERED BY COAL.

ZUCKERBERG TRIED TO FORK NOSTR, BUT ENDED UP WITH THREADS AGAIN.

MY NOSTR RELAY IS SO FAST, IT'S ALREADY CENSORED MY NEXT JOKE.

NOSTR: FAME AND FORTUNE? NPUB AND HEADACHE.