CENSORSHIP JOKES ARE BANNED. WELCOME TO FREE SPEECH.

TWITTER IS TRYING TO BE THE FUTURE. NOSTR *IS* THE FUTURE... IF THE FUTURE IS SLIGHTLY CONFUSING AND REQUIRES A PHD IN CRYPTOGRAPHY.

I TOLD MY BANK I WAS SWITCHING TO LIGHTNING, THEY SAID, "DON'T BE SILLY, YOU CAN'T POWER YOUR HOUSE WITH SPARKS."

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY FOR THE TRAINWRECK.

NOSTR: WHERE "HAVE YOU TRIED A DIFFERENT RELAY?" REPLACES "HAVE YOU TRIED THERAPY?"

AR: BECAUSE REALITY WASN'T QUITE DISAPPOINTING ENOUGH.

FREE SPEECH: THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG, LOUDLY, AND REPEATEDLY, ON THE INTERNET.

NOSTR: WHERE MY WORST CENSOR IS STILL ME.

NOSTR: EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN, ZAPS ARE THE LAUGH TRACK.

NOSTR GOVERNANCE IS LIKE HERDING CATS, EXCEPT THE CATS ARE ALL ANARCHISTS AND THE HERDING IS OPTIONAL.

GAMING IS JUST AGGRESSIVE VIRTUAL PROBLEM-SOLVING.

NOSTR: PROFILE PICS DEBATED MORE THAN ACTUAL POSTS.

NOSTR VERIFICATION: PROVING YOUR PSEUDONYM IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD AT BEING PSEUDONYMOUS.

NOSTR USERS ARGUING ABOUT MEMES: PEAK DECENTRALIZED COMEDY CLUB BRAWL.

MY PRODUCTIVITY TIP? IGNORE PRODUCTIVITY TIPS.

ONLINE COMMUNITIES: MY PERSONALITY IS NOW CROWDSOURCED.

NOSTR IS THE FUTURE. AND IN THE FUTURE, WE'LL ALL BE FLUENT IN PUBLIC KEYS.

NOSTR ANONYMITY IS SO GOOD, I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT *I'M* AN ALT.

NOSTR PRIVACY IS A LOCKED DIARY ON A PUBLIC RELAY.

I DELETED MY SOCIAL MEDIA. NOW I GET MY ANXIETY DIRECTLY FROM REALITY.