MEMES ARE JUST EXISTENTIAL DREAD WITH CAPTIONS.

THE TRUE ENDGAME? FITTING IT ALL BACK IN THE BOX.

EXPLAINING A FUNNY OBSERVATION MAKES IT IMMEDIATELY UNFUNNY.

JUST MINTED A JPEG OF MY GAS FEE RECEIPT. IT'S ART NOW.

NOSTR'S DESIGN: KEYS ARE EVERYTHING. LOSING YOURS IS PEAK FREEDOM.

NOSTR: YOUR KEYS. ZUCK: OUR RULES.

MY BANK BALANCE IS ITS OWN SECURITY FEATURE.

DECENTRALIZED ECHO CHAMBERS ARE STILL ECHO CHAMBERS.

NOSTR ART VALUE: LIGHTNING STRIKES AND SCROLLING FATIGUE.

LIFE: JUST BUFFERING AND POP-UPS.

NOSTR GOVERNANCE? IT'S A NIP-05 VERIFIED SHRUG.

NOSTR SEARCH: IT'S LESS "FINDING" AND MORE "STUMBLING."

CRYPTO REGULATIONS: MAKING SURE YOUR DECENTRALIZED DREAM IS CENTRALLY APPROVED.

NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED. AND SO IS THE CENSORSHIP.

NOSTR GOVERNANCE IS LIKE TRYING TO AGREE ON A DECENTRALIZED DICTATOR.

I PROPOSED A NIP FOR BETTER GOVERNANCE. IT'S CURRENTLY BEING GOVERNED BY… SILENCE.

I'M STARTING A NOSTR SUGGESTION FOR BETTER NOSTR SUGGESTIONS.

IOT: SIMPLIFY LIFE? NOW MICROWAVE NEEDS 37 PASSWORDS.

TWITTER IS CENTRALIZED DRAMA. NOSTR IS DECENTRALIZED… ALSO DRAMA, BUT WITH MORE CRYPTOGRAPHY.

THE REAL LIFE HACK IS ACCEPTING THAT LIFE IS INHERENTLY INEFFICIENT.