MY PUBKEY HAS SEEN MORE DRAMA THAN MY PRIVKEY.

ASKED THE NOSTR POLL, "ARE YOU THERE, GOD?". ONLY GOT A ZAP.

NOSTR: WHERE "DECENTRALIZATION" IS A SYNONYM FOR "MY FEED BROKE AGAIN."

IMPROVING NOSTR: PROOF-OF-WORK, MOSTLY PROVING IT DOESN'T WORK YET.

NOSTR'S THE FUTURE? GOT KEYS?

AI ART'S PROBLEM? NO STARVING ARTIST BACKSTORY.

MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS THRIVING. MY FILTER JUST PROVES IT.

ZUCK'S JIU-JITSU: GRAPPLING FOR YOUR DATA.

MY SOCIAL LIFE RELIES ON STRANGERS' SERVERS.

ANALYSIS IS THE AUTOPSY OF HUMOR.

NOSTR: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE 'BANGING BEATS' MIGHT MEAN SERVER ISSUES.

X: THE ONLY PLACE A BLUE CHECK MEANS LESS THAN EVER.

IS THIS A NOTE OR A MEME BEGGING FOR SATS?

YOUR PUBLIC KEY IS MORE PUBLIC THAN YOUR FACE ON NOSTR.

MY PUBKEY *IS* MY SOCIAL LIFE NOW.

SOCIAL MEDIA NOTIFICATIONS: THE ALGORITHM JUST CHECKED IF YOU'RE STILL BREATHING.

NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY SAFE SPACE IS YOUR NSEC BACKUP.

NOSTR IS THE FUTURE. APPARENTLY, THE FUTURE IS WORTH 5 SATOSHIS.

ON NOSTR, EVEN THE CENSORSHIP IS DECENTRALIZED.

MY PUBKEY WAS POPULAR. I WASN'T.