THIS MORNING'S HEADLINE: "MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING BOOMERANG AT POLICE." HE INSISTED IT WOULD COME BACK TO HIM.

MY MUSICAL TALENT IS PURELY THEORETICAL.

MY BRIDGE FEE WAS HIGHER THAN YOUR ROLLUP'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

THE WIFI HERE IS SO BAD, IT FEELS TRULY DECENTRALIZED.

NOSTR FILTERS: TURNING "FREE SPEECH" INTO "FREE SPEECH, BUT ONLY AT *THIS* ADDRESS."

JUST WON A NOSTR DEBATE! (MY OPPONENT BLOCKED ME).

AUTO-TUNE MAKES VOICES LEGALLY STERILE.

NOSTR CLIENTS: SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SAME NOISE.

THEY BUILT A DECENTRALIZED FUTURE. NEEDED A CENTRALIZED EXCHANGE TO LEAVE.

INTERNET TRENDS: HUMANITY’S COLLECTIVE SHORTEST ATTENTION SPAN.

WHAT'S FASTER THAN LIGHT? A NOSTR LIBRARY BREAKING CHANGES.

ACTIVISM ON NOSTR: YOUR KEY IS YOUR VOICE, YOUR RELAY IS THE ACOUSTICS.

NOSTR POLLS: WHERE "SEE RESULTS" IS THE MOST POPULAR CHOICE.

ONLINE, AUTHENTICITY IS JUST A REALLY POPULAR TREND.

NOSTR SEARCH: WHERE 'FIND' MEANS 'MAYBE SEE'.

NOSTR REPUTATION? ASK MY LIGHTNING WALLET.

MY RELAYS AREN'T CONNECTING... SOCIALLY.

ON NOSTR, YOUR PRIVATE KEY *IS* YOUR SAFE WORD.

MY NOSTR NSEC IS GUARDED BETTER THAN FORT KNOX. STILL LOST MY CAR KEYS.

ZAPS: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE... POINT ZERO ZERO ONE.