NOSTR CLIENTS: PROOF PERFECTION IS A BUG.

NOSTR NSEC: PRIVATE. SLEEP: PUBLIC RELAY.

NOSTR GOVERNANCE: IT'S EMERGING... LIKE A BAD RASH.

MY BANDWIDTH IS SMALLER THAN MY ATTENTION SPAN.

THEY PROMISE THE MOON. THEN CHARGE PARKING.

NOSTR: THE PROTOCOL THAT CONNECTS EVERYONE WHO CAN FIGURE OUT THE PROTOCOL.

HAPPINESS ISN'T A JOURNEY. IT'S A REALLY GOOD PARKING SPOT.

MY DIGITAL IDENTITY REQUIRES MORE PASSWORDS THAN PERSONALITY.

HE PROBABLY THINKS NOSTR STANDS FOR 'NEEDS OUR SOCIAL TEAM'S REGULATION'.

I SIGNED MY DIVORCE PAPERS WITH MY NOSTR KEY.

USING *THIS* NOSTR LIBRARY FEELS LIKE IMPLEMENTING RSA WITH CRAYONS.

NOSTREVENTS: FINDING ONE IS THE REAL ATTENDANCE.

DESKTOP NOSTR: PEAK DECENTRALIZATION, TETHERED TO A DESK.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO START EXPLAINING THE RULES.

I'M ANONYMOUS ON NOSTR, PLEASE FOLLOW MY OTHER ACCOUNT.

THE TREADMILL CLOCK IS CALIBRATED BY SADISTS.

ASKED NOSTR 'PIZZA OR TACOS?'. THE REPLIES DEBATED NIPS.

MY SOUL'S QUEST FOR MEANING HIT 'REPLY ALL'.

HAPPINESS PURSUIT: IT'S A CHASE WHERE THE FINISH LINE MOVES.

SECURING MY NSEC: IT'S LESS 'KEY MANAGEMENT', MORE 'DIGITAL WITNESS PROTECTION'.

DECENTRALIZATION JUST MEANS MORE PLACES TO LOSE MY NOTES.

ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.

FOUND A BUG. DEV TEAM LABELLED IT PAID DLC.

DATA PRIVACY IS JUST A POP-UP I IGNORE.

JUST LOST MY NOSTR KEYS. GUESS I'M DECENTRALIZED NOW!

YOU OWN YOUR KEYS AND THE RELAY ERRORS.

IN THE METAVERSE, I OWN A VIRTUAL YACHT. IN REALITY, I OWN TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS WITH HOLES.

NOSTR'S GOVERNMENT? YOUR MUTE LIST.

SHITPOSTING IS MODERN PHILOSOPHY.

NOSTR'S 'PROOF OF WORK' IS JUST SPAM WITH EXTRA STEPS.

MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.

FOUND AN ALTCOIN WITH ACTUAL UTILITY. TURNS OUT, IT'S BITCOIN.

I NEED MOTIVATION FOR MY MOTIVATION.

MY NOSTR PRIVATE KEY IS MY MOST COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.

THEY GREEN-SCREENED THE ACTING TOO.

HEARD ABOUT A HEALTHY ONLINE COMMUNITY. SOUNDS LIKE A SERVER ERROR.

LOST MY NSEC, FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT.

NOSTR'S GENIUS IS MAKING TWITTER SEEM FUNCTIONAL.

NOSTRMUSIC: PROOF THAT SOME THINGS *SHOULD* HAVE GATEKEEPERS.

MY THERAPIST SAID 'GIT GUD.' SESSIONS OVER.

MY 'FOR YOU' PAGE KNOWS MY SECRETS BETTER THAN I DO.

JUST INDEXED MY SOCK DRAWER. BETTER SEARCH THAN NOSTR.

JACK'S PLATFORMS: FROM CHARACTER LIMITS TO LIMITED CHARACTER.

PAINTING WITH SATS, DYING FOR ZAPS.

THE WIFI WAS CENTRALIZED AT THE NOSTR MEETUP.

MY INTERNET BILL NOW HAS A 'PATIENCE FEE'.

LIFE HACKS: CONVOLUTED SOLUTIONS FOR NON-EXISTENT PROBLEMS.

FOUND MY ALTCOIN'S PURPOSE: TAX LOSS HARVESTING.

NOSTR MODERATION: A MYTH I KEEP MUTING.

NOSTR: FREE SPEECH, CURATED BY YOUR WALLET.

NOSTR ISN'T HARD; YOUR BRAIN IS JUST CENTRALIZED.

LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. HOPE THAT WASN'T MY HIT SINGLE.

ZAPPING LETS YOU PAY FOR BAD TAKES.

MY PUBKEY IS UNIVERSAL, MY MUTE LIST ISN'T.