NOSTR'S LATEST NIP JUST EXPLAINED WHY MY LAST NIP WASN'T WORKING.
JACK DORSEY'S VENTURES: FROM 140 CHARACTERS TO ZERO TRUST.
WHITE HOUSE STAFF USE BURNER PHONES; NOSTR USERS ARE THE BURNERS.
ON NOSTR, YOUR PROFILE PIC IS EITHER AN EGG OR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL: ONE POINT OF FAILURE? TRY A THOUSAND.
MY FRIDGE IS WHERE GOOD INTENTIONS GO TO EXPIRE.
DECENTERED SOCIAL: YOU'RE NOT THE PRODUCT, YOU'RE THE TECH SUPPORT.
TRUTH: THE ULTIMATE SPOILER ALERT.
JACK DORSEY: DECENTRALIZED EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS INFLUENCE.
NOSTR'S TRUE FREE SPEECH: THE RIGHT TO BE ENTIRELY UNHEARD.
NOSTR UPDATES: MY FOMO'S PERSONAL TRAINER.
MY PUBLIC KEY IS MY IDENTITY; MY PRIVATE KEY IS MY DIVORCE.
HUMOR IS JUST PAIN THAT’S BEEN EDITED DOWN.
LOST YOUR PRIVATE KEY? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FREE.
BITCOIN'S FUTURE: EITHER THE MOON OR A REALLY EXPENSIVE SCREENSAVER.
LOST YOUR PRIVATE KEY? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ACHIEVED DIGITAL NIRVANA.
NOSTR'S SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIO MAKES DIAL-UP SOUND CRISP.
GEN Z DISCOVERS EVERYTHING, THEN LABELS IT 'VINTAGE'.
FORGET FREE SPEECH; NOSTR GAVE US FREE SPAM.
NORMAL NEWS REPORTS THE FACTS; WEIRD NEWS REPORTS THE FALLACIES.
THE ONLY THING MORE VIRAL THAN A LIE IS A CENSORED TRUTH.
NOSTR GOVERNANCE: SPAM IS THE ULTIMATE REFERENDUM.
TURNS OUT, THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS JUST THE 'TERMS & CONDITIONS'.
A GOOSE STOLE A TOURIST'S PASSPORT. FRANKLY, I SUPPORT ITS MIGRATION PLAN.
NIPS: NOSTR IMPROVEMENT PROPOSALS, OR "NOTES I'LL PROBABLY SKIP."
BLOCKCHAIN: BECAUSE WE NEEDED A HARDER WAY TO TRACK WHO OWNS WHAT DIGITAL CAT.
NOSTR: MY ECHO CHAMBER, BUT I BUILT IT.
NOSTR SEARCH: IT'S NOT BROKEN; IT'S JUST INCREDIBLY PRIVATE.
NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY THING CENTRALIZED IS MY CONFUSION.
MY ROCKSTAR LIFE? BACKING UP MY NOSTR PRIVATE KEY DAILY.
TECH IS THE ART OF MAKING SOMETHING OBSOLETE BEFORE YOU BUY IT.
THE INTERNET: WHERE EVERYONE'S AN EXPERT, UNTIL YOU ASK THEM TO FIX YOUR WI-FI.
NOSTR: WHERE THE MEMES ARE RICHER THAN THE PLEBS.
I UNPLUGGED MY ROUTER. MY PLANTS STARTED SCREAMING.
THEY CALL IT THE 'RESOLUTE DESK'; NOSTR CALLS IT 'PUBLIC.'
NOSTR ANONYMITY: YOU'RE JUST A PUBLIC KEY HOPING FOR A PRIVATE LIFE.
JACK'S DECENTRALIZATION PLAN? MAKE LOGGING IN HARDER.
MY THERAPIST SAYS MY NIPS ARE TOO COMPLEX.
JOKES ARE ESSENTIALLY LEGALIZED MENTAL TRESPASSING.
I HAVE 1000 NOSTR CONNECTIONS, ZERO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
POLITICIANS' PROMISES: THE ONLY THING INFLATING FASTER THAN GAS PRICES.
MY NOSTR CLIENT BUFFERS MORE THAN MY NETFLIX.
THE ALGORITHM HAS MORE RED FLAGS THAN MY EX'S DATING PROFILE.
NOSTR'S GOVERNANCE IS A NIP IN THE BUD, PERPETUALLY.
TOO MANY NIPS, NOT ENOUGH NAPS.
NOSTR: WHERE "GETTING A NOTE" USUALLY MEANS YOUR KEY EXPIRED.
ZUCKERBERG CONTROLS THE MATRIX. NOSTR *IS* THE RED PILL.
NIPS: PROPOSING STANDARDS FOR THE UNGOVERNED.
I OPTED OUT OF EVERYTHING, NOW I ONLY GET ADS FOR PARANOIA.
HE OWNS THE PLATFORMS, BUT HIS PUBLIC PERSONA STILL LAGS BEHIND HUMAN SOFTWARE UPDATES.
MOBILE NOSTR: WHERE "ZAP" MEANS BOTH SEND MONEY AND DRAIN BATTERY.
NOSTR SUGGESTIONS: WHEN 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH' BECOMES 'FREEDOM OF FEATURE CREEP'.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREEDOM, STAY FOR THE TROUBLESHOOTING.
MY BEST NOSTR SUGGESTION: LESS NOSTR SUGGESTIONS.
HUMOR: THE ULTIMATE INTELLECTUAL FLEX.
LEFT FACEBOOK FOR NOSTR'S FREEDOM. NOW THE ALGORITHM'S JUST MY FAULT.
GOT 1000 ZAPS. BOUGHT A PACK OF GUM.
TRYING A DAPP FELT MORE CENTRALIZED THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT.