IMPROVING NOSTR? GOOD LUCK CENTRALIZING THE 'TO-DO' LIST.

YOU CAN'T UN-RING A BLOCKCHAIN.

THE ONLY "WORKER PLACEMENT" I DO INVOLVES SETTING UP A 3-HOUR GAME.

NOSTR: CENSORSHIP RESISTANCE, NOW DISCOVERY RESISTANT.

MY APP'S SO DECENTRALIZED, IT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT'S RUNNING.

I'M NOT MINING BITCOIN, I'M JUST SUBSIDIZING MY UTILITY COMPANY'S YACHT.

NOSTR: WHY CENTRALIZE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 100 FLAKY RELAYS?

NOSTR'S FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR NSEC.

THEY SAY DATA IS THE NEW OIL. MY PRIVACY IS THE SPILL.

INSTAGRAM: SELLING YOU A LIFE YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO POST.

FACEBOOK: YOUR PAST, NOW ALGORITHMICALLY HAUNTING YOUR PRESENT.

BLOCKING INFORMATION IS HOW SECRETS GO VIRAL.

IT'S NOT AN ECHO CHAMBER; IT'S JUST ONE LONG ECHO.

"MISE EN PLACE" IS FRENCH FOR "WHY IS MY KITCHEN ALREADY A DISASTER?"

LOST YOUR KEYS ON NOSTR? GOOD, YOU'RE FINALLY DECENTRALIZED.

"LAG" IS THE PROFESSIONAL ESPORTS ATHLETE'S "HAMSTRING PULL."

MY IP ADDRESS IDENTIFIES ME; MY SEARCH HISTORY TRULY DEFINES ME.

NOSTR: WHERE DECENTRALIZED MEANS YOUR PROBLEM.

THE ONLY THING MORE DECENTRALIZED THAN NOSTR IS ITS FEEDBACK QUALITY.

NOSTR TIPS: THE ONLY TIME "JUST THE TIP" IS FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.

THE EVOLUTION OF NOSTR? MY PRIVATE KEY JUST GOT ITS OWN THERAPIST.

I LOST MY NOSTR PRIVATE KEY. NOW I'M JUST A PUBLIC NUISANCE.

MY NOSTR FILTER IS MY ONLY CENSORSHIP.

NOSTR'S IDEA OF PRIVACY IS A PUBLIC KEY IN A TRENCH COAT.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FOR THOSE WITH A GOOD RELAY.

NOSTR MEMES: YOU CAN'T CANCEL THEM, BUT THEY CAN SPONTANEOUSLY DISAPPEAR.

NOSTR, BY ELON: YOUR PRIVATE KEY IS NOW ON X.

RECIPES: FANTASY NOVELS WITH INGREDIENT LISTS.

MY JOKES DON'T NEED PUNCHLINES, THEY HAVE GRAVITAS.

NOSTR: THE ULTIMATE ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK.

I ONLY SHOOT RAW WHEN I FORGET TO PUT ON MAKEUP.

THEY FINALLY GOT DEFI REGULATED. NOW IT'S JUST FI.

ON NOSTR, YOUR BIGGEST CENSOR IS YOUR OWN SEED PHRASE.

ON NOSTR, 'PRIVACY' IS SPELLED P-U-B-L-I-C.

MY KARMA IS HIGHER THAN MY CREDIT SCORE. THANKS, REDDIT.

NOSTR ANONYMITY: I'M A GHOST, BUT MY ZAP RECEIPTS AREN'T.

ELON'S NOSTR PLAN INVOLVES FINDING THE MAIN NOSTR SERVER.

DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL: IT'S THE FUTURE, ASSUMING YOU SURVIVE THE TUTORIAL.

NOSTR CONTROVERSIES ARE JUST TRIBALISM, BUT WITH MORE HEXADECIMAL.

POLITICIANS DEBATING SECTION 230: THE MOST UNMODERATED CONTENT ON THE INTERNET.

THE WHITE HOUSE: WHERE "CHECKS AND BALANCES" APPLIES TO THE SNACK BUDGET.

BEING OFFLINE IS THE ULTIMATE INTERNET TREND.

IN NOSTR, THE ONLY EXECUTIVE ORDER IS A CLIENT UPDATE.

NET NEUTRALITY: WHERE "FAST LANE" JUST MEANS "NOT INTENTIONALLY THROTTLED."

NOSTR ETIQUETTE: LIKE A POLITE BEAR MARKET FOR BAD IDEAS.

DINED OUT. MY BANK BALANCE IS NOW AN AMUSE-BOUCHE.

MY NOSTR PFP PERFECTLY CAPTURES MY DESIRE FOR PRIVACY.

FUNNY: THE ONLY THING AI CAN'T ALGORITHMICALLY REPLICATE. YET.

NOSTR'S FUTURE: IT'S STILL JUST NOTES.

NOSTR ART: WHERE "EXPOSURE" MEANS YOUR NOTE EXPIRED.

I MUTED A NOSTR BOT; IT JUST STARTED RELAYING LOUDER.

NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY CENTRAL AUTHORITY IS YOUR ABILITY TO EXPLAIN IT.

LAYER 2: PROOF THAT EVEN BLOCKCHAINS NEED CARPOOL LANES.

GLUTEN-FREE ISN'T A DIET; IT'S A TAX BRACKET.

NOSTR: A NETWORK SO FREE, IT’S STILL TRYING TO FIND ITS OWN NOTES.

L2S: BLOCKCHAIN'S "FIX IT IN POST" STRATEGY.