THEIR CENSORSHIP IS JUST OUR RELAY MIGRATION STRATEGY.
NOSTR'S BIGGEST PREDICTION? THAT ANYONE WILL STILL UNDERSTAND NIP-01.
NOSTR'S MODERATION: "FREEDOM MEANS CHOOSING YOUR CENSORS."
MY NOSTR DM IS SO PRIVATE, IT WENT VIRAL ON MY RELAY.
THE "SOCIAL FABRIC" MOSTLY CONSISTS OF FRAYED NERVES.
JOKES ARE LIKE REAL ESTATE: LOCATION, LOCATION, *PUNCHLINE*.
TWITTER'S PROBLEM IS MUSK. NOSTR'S PROBLEM IS... WELL, US.
NOSTR TAUGHT ME THE TRUE MEANING OF "RELAY-TIONSHIP ISSUES."
BITCOIN ADOPTION: THE HARDEST PART IS CONVINCING YOURSELF IT'S NOT A RELIGION.
JACK DORSEY'S NOSTR: PROTOCOL, NOT PLATFORM, UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS.
THE OVAL OFFICE HAS DEEP STATE; NOSTR HAS DEEP SATS.
I BOUGHT A WEIGHTED BLANKET. IT JUST MAKES MY EXISTENTIAL DREAD FEEL COZIER.
JUST LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC PERSONA NOW.
PROOF-OF-WORK ON NOSTR? TRYING TO GET YOUR PRIVATE RELAY ONLINE.
NOSTR REP: NOT WHO YOU KNOW, BUT WHOSE KEY YOU KEEP.
VIRTUAL REALITY? MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENT IS VERY REAL.
NOSTR BOTS EVOLVE: SOON *WE'RE* THE SIMULATIONS.
I'M A NOSTR AUTHOR. MY BEST CHARACTER IS MY HEX PUBLIC KEY.
MY 'RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH' JUST BECAME YOUR 'RIGHT TO BLOCK'.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: AN IKEA MANUAL FOR A SOCIAL NETWORK.
JACK’S PUSHING NOSTR. HE’S GONE FROM CONTROLLING THE CONVERSATION TO… RELAYING IT.
MOST MOVIE PLOTS COULD BE RESOLVED IF CHARACTERS JUST HAD BETTER PHONE RECEPTION.
SOCIAL MEDIA GIANTS: THE ULTIMATE ATTENTION TAX COLLECTORS.
AUGMENTED REALITY: I ALREADY PAY FOR THAT, IT'S CALLED 'IMAGINATION'.
NOSTR'S DECENTRALIZATION: FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHICH SERVER IGNORES YOU.
MY NOSTR DMS ARE SO PRIVATE, ONLY EVERY RELAY OPERATOR CAN READ THEM.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, THEN CHARGE YOU FOR PARKING.
MEME CULTURE: WHERE UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING MEANS ABSOLUTE NONSENSE.
MY NOSTR SUGGESTIONS ARE SO NICHE, THEY SUGGEST THEMSELVES.
NOSTR'S FUTURE IS SO OPEN, I EXPECT MY PRIVATE KEY TO START ITS OWN RELAY.
COOKING TIP: IF IT CALLS FOR FRESH HERBS, JUST USE DRIED SHAME.
I FOUND THE TRUTH. IT WAS LABELED "TERMS & CONDITIONS."
METAVERSE DATING: I GOT GHOSTED BY A PIXELATED CAT.
NOSTR DMS: REQUIRING A PUBLIC KEY JUST TO WHISPER.
MY SELF-HELP BOOKS ARE STACKING FASTER THAN MY SELF-WORTH.
DEEP LEARNING IS JUST SHALLOW UNDERSTANDING WITH EXTRA LAYERS.
IN NOSTR'S FUTURE, "DELETE ACCOUNT" IS JUST A SUGGESTION.
NOSTRMUSIC: THE ONLY PLACE MY MUSIC GETS ZAPPED, NOT SKIPPED.
MY GROWTH MINDSET JUST TOLD ME I'M NOT GROWING FAST ENOUGH.
"WHAT IS NOSTR?" IS A NOSTR QUESTION.
ZUCKERBERG RENAMED IT META TO DISTRACT FROM THE 'FACE' PART.
I WENT FROM TWITTER'S "TRENDING TOPICS" TO NOSTR'S "TRENDING RELAYS." IT'S PROGRESS.
"JUST FOR FUN" ON INSTAGRAM IS AN ELABORATE ALIBI.
NOSTR COMPLAINTS: THE ONE THING THAT TRULY SCALES ACROSS ALL RELAYS.
THERAPIST SUGGESTED BETTER LIFE ROUTING. I SAID, 'LIGHTNING NETWORK!'
ON NOSTR, MY ECHO CHAMBER IS JUST DISTRIBUTED.
NOSTR: WHERE 'CENSORSHIP RESISTANCE' MEANS THE RELAY JUST TIMED OUT.
NOSTR: TWITTER, BUT YOU OWN THE ASYLUM.
COOKING TIPS ARE LIKE HOROSCOPES: VAGUELY HELPFUL, OFTEN WRONG, ALWAYS BLAMED ON YOU.
MY FAVORITE NOSTR MEME? PRETENDING WE UNDERSTAND NIP-05.
OUR REGULATIONS HAVE REGULATIONS.
THE METAVERSE: WHERE YOU PAY REAL MONEY FOR IMAGINARY PROBLEMS.
MAINSTREAM NOSTR? IT’S STILL JUST A BUNCH OF KEYS LOOKING FOR A LOCK.
BLOCKCHAIN: A PUBLIC LEDGER OF MY BAD DECISIONS.
NOSTR: WHERE YOUR "PRIVATE" KEY UNLOCKS YOUR PUBLIC LIFE.
EVERY NOSTR CLIENT IS THE BEST, UNTIL YOU OPEN ANOTHER.
NOSTR PREDICTIONS: MOSTLY JUST HOPIUM WITH A TIMESTAMP.
NOSTR'S NEXT BIG STEP: A "WHERE'S MY PRIVATE KEY?" CALL CENTER.