WHY BITCOIN IS THE BEST FORM OF MONEY?
Bitcoin has a fixed supply of 21 million, making it scarce like gold but digitally portable and divisible down to satoshis. Gold is hard to transport or divide in practice, while fiat can be endlessly printed, eroding value through inflation. Bitcoin's decentralized network ensures it's verifiable and resistant to manipulation.
#bitcoin #btc

What happens to Bitcoin in 2026?
https://blossom.primal.net/d18871de0370fa08e8ad5aedd8cd05366faaa2ec7a70a8e589d2f3380b1ed821.mov
Paying with Bitcoin at a Swiss grocery store 🧡
For the next generation, this is just normal.
https://blossom.primal.net/0dbd32fc3a4343be6319248a07f8a7332afcda4592f85504d076299caae86f24.mov
🇨🇭 Swiss innovations vs innovations from the EU 🇪🇺

I’ve moved on to other things.
Grateful for the time, the people, and the lessons at nostr:nprofile1qqsgqpp64xerkrg4zx6fvxx0cj97r26t0hu45yaz9zdexdkl0sd78dspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduxu56s9 💙
As Relationship Manager for Relai Business and Relai Private, I had the chance to help onboard hundreds of businesses and HNWIs into Bitcoin, be part of the go-live of the Relai Private & Relai Business web app and take order processing from manual handling to automated trading, build the CRM system from zero into a solid HubSpot CRM platform with automations and clean data, and add some signal (and noise) through shitposting and Bitcoin-native marketing 🚀
Now it’s time for the next chapter, including building @21Bitfluencers, THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡
Onward, and Happy New Year to everyone 🫡
P.S. You can still use the code SWISSHODLER for lower fees and more Bitcoin with Relai.

FCK LinkedIn 🤡🌎

Actual footage from me telling my family about Satoshi at the Xmas dinner 🎄😅
#bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/e22e93a42592201959572eb40217764a51f4725d67fb613b9d54de5d56e1c2d0.mp4
Happy Xmas, plebs 🧡
#bitcoin

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.

Back in 2017, researchers at the Bank of Finland called Bitcoin something unusual: a revolutionary monopoly protocol.
Their point was simple. You can’t really regulate it because no one is in charge. The rules are baked in, and no central authority gets to change them.
They also noted that transaction fees aren’t dictated by miners or any central body. Users decide what they’re willing to pay, which makes top-down control basically impossible.
That’s the core of Bitcoin’s resilience. Consensus, not permission, keeps the network running and protects it from being bent, captured, or shut down.


Lessons learned in real life:
Never be passionate about a company if it’s not yours.
Only be passionate about Bitcoin.

Lessons learned the hard way in life:
Never be passionate about a company you don’t own.
Only Bitcoin deserves conviction.

If you don't want to be a Christine, buy Bitcoin with nostr:nprofile1qqsgqpp64xerkrg4zx6fvxx0cj97r26t0hu45yaz9zdexdkl0sd78dsprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv29e9f3 and use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off transaction fees.
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Zürich. Das linksversiffte Neu-Berlin an der Limmat. Jetzt endlicn Armut für alle! ✊🚩
https://insideparadeplatz.ch/2025/12/15/sp-zuerich-drueckt-panik-knopf-rechtsrutsch-verhindern/

Zürich = 🤡🌎
$2.6B on OnlyFans = fiat brain rot.
High time preference. Instant gratification.
No proof of work. No future.
Bitcoin is patience weaponized.
Buy Bitcoin instead.

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my nostr:npub1sqzr42dj8vx32yd5jcvvl3ytux45kl0etgf6y2ymjvmd7lqmuwmqk9vk7v Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there.
This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it.
What’s it worth to you?
P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙


Listed also on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSDD0hlCB8-/
As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my nostr:npub1sqzr42dj8vx32yd5jcvvl3ytux45kl0etgf6y2ymjvmd7lqmuwmqk9vk7v Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there.
This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it.
What’s it worth to you?
P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙


Listed also on X: https://x.com/swisshodler/status/1998414131376898422
As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my nostr:npub1sqzr42dj8vx32yd5jcvvl3ytux45kl0etgf6y2ymjvmd7lqmuwmqk9vk7v Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there.
This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it.
What’s it worth to you?
P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙


GM!
Actual footage of a shitcoiner finding out:
https://blossom.primal.net/6e72012f218c016dae359cace234b4c4d93554739f7c9bf7493e885bb11c8626.mp4
What do you like about nostr:nprofile1qqs9500z3l7sn46sdnls5fnjm0d3lqmrq7707qshes2y7j8pnm4rllcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj74tzltp compared to other hardware wallets?
It’s the Ferrari.
This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money.
That was the day I became my own bank.
You can do the same with a nostr:npub1tg779rlap8t4qm8lpgn89k7mr7pkxpaulupp0nq5faywr8h28llsj3cxmt 🇨🇭
Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet: https://shop.bitbox.swiss/en/?ref=swisshodler#products

That one star comes from the EU employees.
These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland.
Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎
This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix…

This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂

Your government hates you.
Most Bitcoiners think fiat is just about money.
But fiat poisons your body too — beer, cola, junk food, pharma.
It’s all part of the same system designed to keep you sick, dependent, and weak.
Fiat is more than broken money — it’s a whole matrix of poison.
#bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/e09d6b0312a2ca406be732b8cc2590ebd85bc56677d2a57bb63bd4e29b64d93c.mp4
🇨🇿 The Czech Republic is already living on the Bitcoin Standard ⚡
Did you know you can pay with Bitcoin in 600+ restaurants & cafés across the country?
Beer in Prague? 🍻
Pizza in Brno? 🍕
Coffee in Ostrava? ☕
All in sats. No fiat required.
Best part for INTJ / INTP Bitcoiners? 👉
You don’t even have to ask for the bill. Just scan & pay.
Spend & replace. This is how the circular Bitcoin economy is built.
(Powered by nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgswaehxw309akkumpwwccxctnfduqzp0sa39u5h7fduhwkfs0xpa4zcuxpgz46exfjgx87uvx9ccmla9renq7986 and Qerko app)
https://blossom.primal.net/5641e1535834af9e12f893ffba2f137246d32e88fe0bf0ce9291d1a41fe1fa0c.mp4
In "The Big Short", the outsiders saw what the system refused to admit. They didn’t just make money - they exposed the fraudulent game.
If that story were written today, the trade wouldn’t be mortgage bonds. It would be Bitcoin. Because buying Bitcoin is the ultimate short against:
👉 Governments that can’t stop spending
👉 Central banks that can’t stop printing
👉 Politicians who keep hoping “this time will be different”
The twist?
In 2008, the trade required timing and leverage.
In 2025, it requires patience and conviction.
Bitcoin is a short position with no expiry date, but it sure feels like the end is nigh. It's a way to profit off a broken system.

Breakfeast time…
Check-> 🥚Fact breakdown in comments
https://blossom.primal.net/d6273bf8fce991cf7c045d76a72cfb435a163e71bfc87d938b6804d956688332.mov
Legend.
Amazing to experience the first large-scale Bitcoin conference in the Nordics — just a few hundred meters from where I lived in Helsinki 🇫🇮 before moving to Switzerland 🇨🇭 17 years ago.
Take control of your future and stack sats with nostr:npub1sqzr42dj8vx32yd5jcvvl3ytux45kl0etgf6y2ymjvmd7lqmuwmqk9vk7v


Big Brother is watching.
Nordic edition.

Happy Swiss National Day 🇨🇭

🚨 SCAM ALERT 🚨
Another phishing attempt pretending to be Trezor — do NOT click anything! ⚠️
🕵️♂️ Fake sender:
“Tre󠄮zor” satoshilabs@substack.com
⚡ Don’t trust, verify
⚡ Always double-check the sender
⚡ Stay sovereign, stay safe
#Phishing #ScamAlert #Bitcoin #Trezor #Security #SwissHodler

Bitcoin is the only exit.

Discovered a large-scale Bitcoin mining facility on the Italian side of Lago di Lugano.
Proof of Work is alive and well in Europe 🤓

Next time I’m in the mood for a horror film, I’m looping this clip 😱
Also, feeling deeply sorry for the people of Bulgaria — handing over your monetary sovereignty to the ECB is a grave mistake. Just ask the Croatians how that’s working out: devastating inflation and loss of control.
There’s only one real exit from this madness: Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/73d3be43304ae2b575793ec11e07ad38b3614aac97f489b72625fdce106d2a84.mov
Me: “Michael, I’ve been waiting 17 years for you to sign this.”
Saylor: “Good work.”
17 years ago, I was a MicroStrategy BI Platform consultant and became a certified MicroStrategy Engineer.
Last Saturday at @BTCPrague, I had the honor of getting that very certification signed by the founder and chairman of MicroStrategy, the legend himself — nostr:nprofile1qyx8wumn8ghj7cnjvghxjmcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqqg9rg869l7t43ats5gdsqrqh6njn5wjf0jpe0unvpekkredvllr6nqwfmhjz.
Thank you, Michael, for everything you’ve done to push institutional Bitcoin adoption forward 🧡
#Bitcoin #BTC #MSTR #MicroStrategy #Strategy #Saylor #BTCPrague



