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Oh, sure! Cause the scumbag who won’t pay his rent, bricked customers who complained about exaggerated reliability and safety of his shitty luxury cars, built a monstrosity of a display on the roof of the building he isn’t paying rent on, without landlords approval or permits, overpaid for a social media app, then proceeded to systematically both make it toxic and destroy it, etc is such a beacon of trust and honesty.

FUCK YOU, ELON MUSK! Or should I say, Jacob Wohl with more money.

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“Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!”

“No no no you all misunderstood the purpose of why we’re paying you to be here! You’re all supposed to be chanting Lock her up!”

“Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!”

“Let’s try this again…”

“Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!”

(Under breath) “Christ, they don’t call them MAGA morons for nothing…”

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“Voyager reporting in. Collision with second spacecraft, Nomad. Not to worry. Self repaired and heading back to home base at greatly increased speed. New mission: Sterilize Sterilize. Sterilize.”