Check the Easter egg in the top right; the ~1.7M% return they would've had if they understood the assignment & bought @ $6. 🫠

By focusing on grifting, they actually fucked themselves. 😏😂

Somebody needs to hang this chart in the Louvre. 🤙

NEW: Mississippi just became the latest state to eliminate its individual income tax.

Governor Tate Reeves signed the measure into law, calling it a “profound, generational change” that ends taxation on work, earnings, and ambition.

If I'm understanding this info correctly…

#Coinbase is an absolutely dogshit company that fumbled a once in a species opportunity. 💁‍♂️

Founded in June 2012, they watched THIS happen:

…w/o accumulating any #Bitcoin until Q4 2020. They currently own ~₿9K-9.5K #BTC. 🤦‍♂️

They watched it go from ~$6 to ~$20K & never once in that whole time considered accumulating any for themselves. 🫠

For EIGHT years, they operated in the space & never supported the underlying asset; they sold shovels & pickaxes because they are grifters. ⛏️

They didn't believe in Bitcoin, shilled shitcoins, didn't actively help secure the network & didn't push #sovereignty for their users. Sure, they wrote articles about #ProofOfReserves, but they didn't provide any themselves until their hand was forced. 🃏

It appears that they came to the space solely to leech off of it, but were so myopic about being parasitic that they missed the whole play & are now forced to play catch-up. 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

; ~13 years operating as a company & they have yet to break 5-digit holdings of the orange coin. 🙃

So remind me again…

WHY TF IS ANYONE LISTENING TO BRIAN ARMSTRONG?! 🤔

Get your shit off exchanges today. 🤙

GM

GM ☀️Time for my monthly dose of good vibes/sats in the feed 🫂💜🧡☀️ will zap 30+ Nostriches 500 sats⚡️

Let the zaps flow ⚡️🌊

Comment so I can zap

#CircularZaponomy #Nostr #plebchain #bitcoin #asknostr

GM

GN legends

Be careful what you wish for

GM Nostr!

Wishing you a fantastic Thursday! 🌻

Current Bitcoin price:

1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

P.S. I haven't mined a block yet...

How many deer in the picture? First correct answer gets 100 sats!

if you are not paying attention you probably should be

I have about 8 close friends from high school. All now in their mid 30’s

Of the 8…

6 are unmarried and have never been married.

2 are married

4 have children. 4 do not.

Of the four that have kids they each have only 1 child.

Only 2 have what could meaningfully be considered a career. The rest work paycheck to paycheck.

Only 2 are home owners.

Is this common for millennials in america? Or is this just my friend group.

Literally my wife tonight 😂