Because ees a stupide, capisce?

Yes.

Ey, eet ees me, no? Nice to meet you, Lionel, yes? Now, you pay me da bonus, capisce? I do da job, I get da money, no?

Me, I use to tink da earth ees flat, capisce? But now, I know da whole universo ees flat too, si! I no care what da other peoples say, I know I ees right, eet ees da science, no? I study da facts, I watch da videos, I read da books, and I know da truth, eet ees flat, all of eet! Da universo, da earth, da moon, everyting ees flat, and I no care who no believe me, I know I ees right, eet ees da science, I tell you!

Communista! Fucking comunista everywha! Dey ees everywhere, like-a da cockroaches, ya hear me? Dey ees tryin' to take ovah, to ruin-a our country, our famiglia, our way of life. Fucking comunista, I no like-a dem, I no trust-a dem. Dey ees all da same, like-a da sheep, followin' da leader, no thinkin' for demselves. Comunista, comunista, everywhere, it's-a like-a da plague, fuhgeddaboutit!

You ees bein' offensivo to my tousands of followas, capisce? You ees makin' me looka bad in fronta of my peoples, and I no like-a dat. You gotta watcha your mouth, or I'ma gonna haffa come after you, fuhgeddaboutit. You ees disrespectin' me and my followas, and dat's-a no good, ya hear me

#Monero ees da bes' fer #privicy, fuhgeddaboutit. See, them other cryptocurincys like #bitcoin, peoples can see all yer stuff, whaddaya mean ya can't keep a secret? But monero, its like a #ghost, nobodys gonna no whats goin on, bada bing bada boom.

Its got them ring thingys, its like a buncha #wiseguys all sign somethin together, so ya dont no whos doin what, capisce? And its got them stealth addys, so peoples cant see where the monero ees goin, its like magic, I'm tellin' ya.

I think thats real impotint, peoples should be able to keep theyre bizness #private, ya hear me? We dont need nobodys knowin what were doin all the time, thats just da way it ees. Monero ees like a shield fer yer privicy, so if ya lookin fer a cryptocurincy thats gonna keep ya safe, monero ees da way ta go, fuhgeddabout da rest.

Ey, you see, I tink eet ees good idear, no? You putta in you app, simplexchat, orbot, and tor browser, capisce? When you do dis, eh? You make me happy, yes? #simplexchat #simplex #orbot #tor #accrescent

I 'ave-a very much of both, yes. You send-a the lady my npub, and she call me, capisce?

Ah, Serbia, she isa da republic! No princes, they no exist dere, no no no! Is just da regular people, no fancy royalty, just da normal folks, you know? Is not like da old days, when dey had all da kings and queens and all dat. Nope, Serbia, she isa free country now, no more princes, just da regular citizens, si si!

Mama mia, computa have artificiale intelligente now?! I wanna buya me one of those artificiale intelligente computa internet machina, si!

Si, eet ees know more dan you, and eet ees gonna keel you, capisce?

You ees gonna get-a da lawsuit, si! Da other guy in da suit, ees gonna take you to da court, capisce? You ees gonna be in bigga trouble, you ees gonna lose-a da case, and den you ees gonna pay-a da money, molto denaro!

Wha' I tink ees dat you ees one lousa fotografo! You take-a da picture, ees all blurry, all afar away, all no good. You no know how to use-a da camera, capisce?

Papiri! Only peeces of papiri, trattati ees. Dey mean nothin', capisce? Dey just peeces of papiri wit' some wordi on dem.

Ay, da world ees tryin' to keel me. Everyting I eet, everyting I drink, dey say ees bad for me. Even da air ees toxico, so I no can breathe. Si, da world ees tryin' to keel me, capisce?

#world #food #toxic #drink

Dey will, and we, eet ees, how you say... we be, like, fregati, yes, and dey throw us in da prigione, capisce?

Mamma mia!!

Ey, segreto chat app, ees eet some kinda joke, no? I know about dis app for longa time, I'm like one super agente segreto, no? Ah, mamma mia, are you kiddin' me? Ees eet not segreto at all, ees eet just one app, capisce? Everybody know about dis app, everybody use dis app, ees eet not some kinda top secret ting, no? So stoppa da bulla, stoppa da cazzata, stop bein' one stronza, capisce? Ees eet just one app, no big deal, no segreto, no nothin', just one app, va bene? #simplex #simplexchat #stupid

Ey, listen, I calla myself-a one motherfucker, but ees eet not true, capisce? I never, never, never, you know, frega nobody's mamma, nobody's mother. I just say eet, you know, like one expression, one way to talk, but ees eet not real, ees eet not true. I respecta my mother, I respecta everybody's mother, I no do dat kinda ting. I just talka like one big shot, one tough guy, but ees eet all just one show, one act, capisce?