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'Keep calm and stack sats.'

I'm perfectly calm dude. I'm calming than you are.

#bitcoin

Bitcoin is easy. Even a fentanyl zombie can download a mobile hot wallet and transact in bitcoin.

#bitcoin

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Bitcoin is not a security blanket, it is a magical robe that grants the bearer advantage on saving throws vs. central bank malicious actions.

#bitcoin

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The strangest thing happened after hyperbitcoinization. These young men could have bought penthouses and nightclubs but yet they turned their noses up to drugs and nightlife and they moved into the rural areas and sought family life and community. Instead of retiring in leisure they took on responsibilities. Previous generations were left dumbfounded by the scene as it played out.

#bitcoin

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Yeah I am sure the bro that bought the cheapest possible seat in America didn't load up on taco bell $1 bean and cheese burritos preflight to save money for his trip. πŸŒ―πŸ’©πŸ’¨πŸŒ¬οΈ πŸ˜‚

We all regulate down here 🎈

Remember Emmet Otter? This is him now. Feel old yet?

#plebchain

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Tis better to live in a shack with no running water and one bitcoin, than to live in a penthouse with a cushy job living paycheck to paycheck waiting on the mother of all crashes.

#nostr

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All men die, but not all men truly live, as bitcoiners.

#plebchain

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'This [Bitcoin adoption] is an enormous vote of no confidence against the fed.' -Balaji Srinivasan on TFTC

#bitcoin

Are you even a toxic bitcoin maxi if you have never wagered your πŸ† on a speculative bitcoin price prediction?

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#RIPMcAfee

Congratulations! You have gained weird presidents, pandemic, gender controversy, and gradual bitcoin adoption!

Would you like to fire the large hadron collider again?

YES NO

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There are currently 180 fiat currencies demonetizing into bitcoin. Each is demonetizing at a different speed but they are all accelerating.

#bitcoin

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Depends, do you consider Ordinal pumpers to be bitcoiners?

Bro, bro, Keep calm and stack sats, alright!?

#bitcoin

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They are angry and frustrated that work at homes are exposed to alternative news. They want people to stop listening to podcasts, and work at work and then go home and just tangentially listen to a snippet of corporate news before crashing in bed for the night. This is the first of many mandates he will push in an update.