"Thank you for applying for free and universal healthcare! Would you like your cyanide capsule delivered by mail or would you rather pick it up in person?"

"Are we the baddies?" - phrase never once thought by a sneering shitlib. Though, to be fair, few if any of them have any sort of inner-monologue.

I love feeding shitlibs their own dog food.

My favorite is dropping the stickfigure comic every time they whine about Elon Musk oppressing them on twitter!~

We're like a decadent and corrupt Italian Merchant Republic just counting days until we're absorbed by a real civilization.

The midterms were rigged too, by the way.

I'm trying to think of something Trump could do that would make him even more disappointing and that would be it!

It's because they murdered everybody with three digit IQs during their revolution.

Don't see why they wouldn't hold elections. Nobody with a straight face is gonna claim that Putin is unpopular in Russia.

It's just me following my favorite idols around trynta put airtags in their purses

Yep. Once they ban "nonessential" air travel and meat eating for us peasants, Bill Gates' kids will still be flying around in private jets and eating steak dinners.

Wyatt makes good posts when he stays in his lane

Don't worry, most of the money stolen in Ukraine will end up there eventually.

It's not new but literally yes.

There's also warning signs that you that you're in "that" kind of neighborhood in the form of giant tacky murals.

And people act surprised when cops don't respond to calls in certain neighborhoods now. 🙄

The best part is the already shitty range when you drive it off the lot only gets worse with age!

and nothing of value was lost!

Based Serbs.

Also, rolling coal is just harmless fun. Shitlibs need to stop acting like it's terrorism.

30-mile range and $80k battery replacements after 5 years have demonized electric cars.

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