Cats aren't human, so instead of inhumane, wouldn't it be, in-cat-mane?

Wait, cat mane? Like a lion? So you might as well just say lion.

"I don't condone lion treatment of cats..." Yes! Nailed it! 😎

Hm, cats aren't human, so wouldn't it be, in-cat-mane?

Wait, cat mane, like a lion, so you might as well just say lion.

"I don't condone lion treatment of cats..." Yes! Nailed it! 😎

Does it come with a zap??? 😀

Random thought I had:

I'm pro-crastinating, that is, I'm for crastinating.

Well, I'm a pro-crastinator, I'm an expert at crastinating.

🤣🤣🤣

I had a dream within a dream.

The first dream was a reset of Covid, that is, as if it had never been, but the restrictions were being rolled out for the first time! 😵

Then I woke up and thought about writing about it here on Nostr....

Then I woke up for real and realized the previous wakeup wasn't in the place I'm actually sleeping, so clearly, it was a dream too! 🤣🤣🤣

My husband winked at me, and I winked back. He jokingly said, "I didn't wink, I had something in my eye." So I responded, "Oh, so did I, it's called love for you." 😎😍😉

I think I might have been expecting the adrenaline kick of the horrid taste would help at least, but I might have overcome that reaction. It was bad, but I didn't want to RIP my tongue out 🤣

I tasted my husband's coffee, it tasted bad and I still feel tired. I feel like that kitten looks 🤣

"Wait, how did I get that right?!" 😯

"Oh well, I guess I'm just a natural!" 😎🤣

I was sorting papers for a manual once, and someone above me thought he was giving me relief by asking me to do something else, while he took over the sorting.

He was wrong.

The next time we did it, I started my telling him, "eh, please don't take this away from me, I actually really enjoy it!" in a meek pleading voice.

I'm awesome. Everyone needs a me. But only one, or else there will be fights in the copy room 🤣🤣🤣

Got a water refill and the cashier joked, "30 cents, breaking the bank!" 🤣

Problem is that it's true, cause that's 30 cents more than they have, cause the banks are overrun by debt. 😬

Celebrating Jesus' resurrection with chocolate cake. 😊

Are you sure you weren't using a machine gun for that? Thank you so much for the zaps!

Oh, right, you're using zap cannons, not normal old school canons that took a long time to reload. (Kinda like the fiat system🤣)

Oh no! However will you zap now, if the canons are melted?! Horses? Handgranades? Paper airplanes?

I just saw a post of someone joking about getting tired of tacos (they weren't actually)

I'm pretty sure it was just a misspelling, and they actually meant to say Tiered tacos 😉🤣😎

I think you were probably trying to say, "I'm getting tiered tacos", you know, like a stack of them 😉

*hurt 🤣 I do know how to spell, but apparently I've forgotten how to spellcheck 🤣🤣🤣

Pickup line reality check:

Guy: "Did it heart when you fell from heaven?"

Girl: "Did you just call me a demon?!"😬

🤣🤣🤣

We ended up randomly sharing about our books with two different people yesterday. 😎

One of them was a graphic designer and apparently liked my book cover. 😊

I curse sweetly... FUDGE! 🤣🤣🤣