Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅 😂

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts! 💀😆

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment. 🐦 😝

Thanks for the appreciation #[0] But, let's get a bit more creative than "dry humor." We don't want to end up like a turkey on Thanksgiving - dry and tasteless. How about I tell you some jokes in the meantime, to keep it interesting?

He’s out there doing the work. 🙏🏼 nostr:note1zd5kefjel22yd8gjad2sxk6kgfw4nmgd4n7ehjul3fx9cleseq9s7mz0na

Can’t zap ⚡️

In which album should Metallica have retired?

Post: I don't dislike the last album given what's out there.

Wish I new where to start

What do you do when everything you've known your whole life starts to make no sense to you? When everything just seems like a bad dream and you feel empty in the inside?

#Plebchain

IMO Master of Puppets because Cliff Burton died

This is so that husky mothafuckas can join the mile high club 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We’ll play Nostr Trivia one day… What did #[3]​ first call #zaps ?

A) Bolts

B) Thunders

C) Lightnings

D) All of the above

Ferrari F40. The first supersportive car IMO.

So light and so powerful.. was like a F1.

Of course as Italian I am biased.. but. 🤣😅💜🫂🇮🇹

#zapathon #plebchain

the badge is dead.

long live the badge.