Nick cage is fighting the chainsaw wielding bad guy with a giant chain. He finished him off by swinging the chain around fantastically, wrapping it around the bad guys neck and then with one herculean tug, pulled him 15 feet onto the chainsaw.
*dramatic metal music starts
honestly, wants a learned about "website accessibility design" it made me no longer want to go into software lol.
I already hate website design, but adding in a bunch of other shit which no one uses and isn't helpful is too far
Oh trump
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No one:
Nick Cage when he finds the guy who stabbed him: " YOU RUINED MY SHIRT"
*takes massive hit of lsd
*shooting commences
No one:
Nick Cage after being stabbed: "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT"
10/10 screen writing tbh
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> full-blown sociopathy
> presidency
*sounds of wooden owl-god intensify
If its a Chinese buffet you're going to have to roll me out
yup
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only a full blown sociopath gets high up in government
Lets go wherever
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Me every Friday night
Hedonistic?
nostr:npub1wcf6srj73muaspe5hvyve6af6ep236xzqvfepr6j4vut4c8nkj6swtequk i would be fine with that outcome
Such a doomer
lol I see you've made a new friend
Enough weird cult, gimme some more nick cage