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Tony "I don't like other songs" Bacon
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- Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts

Bought a hashbrown, set it on my hood to pump gas. Half of it stayed.

It’s so cold I have half a hash brown stuck to my car

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but cnn didn’t tell her about it so πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

I torrent too. most of my subs are to lolcow live helping boogie get dat bag

I know, it's like they are afraid if they don't CONSUME big advertising will come after them.

I KNOW the feel like they are required to watch ads???

My boomer parents constantly harass me for paying for netflix and other subscriptions, meanwhile, they spend $2300/year on tv subscriptions and a Microsoft subscription and I spend like $40/month on streaming

If i didn't have to go to work, I would keep up shit on boomers day. But maybe later.

sorry, too deep in the big SAD to do anything about it

I told my mom to download ublock so she doesn't have to watch ads. She said she's afraid it will give her a virus. So she downloaded mcafee to "scan her computer". Now she thinks all the warnings that pop up are from ublock viruses (that she didn't download). Instead of downloading a trusted app from the app store she installed an antivirus that is in fact, a virus.

lol burning a what? They probably don't even know what a cd is or what mail is.

I was talking to my boom boom aunt last week, and she and her other boomer friends are starting a committee (and literally talked to the governor of their city) about implementing cursive classes in school again.

They literally have no concept of what the world is like anymore. It's time for them to all go to their respective old people homes honestly.

But for general day to day stuff, a file system isn't really something you need to know about unless you're in IT...

I'm talking about barely functional boomers who can't even handle cash registers or email...

I've read some places that millenials and gen x to some degree are the only ones who will ever really be computer literate. Because we grew up with every stage.

zoom zooms grew up in the world of apps, so idk how many of them can even type on a real keyboard anymore.

DOGE should send out an email asking everyone in government what their fax number is, and if they reply they should be fired immediately.

The fact that the boomers I deal are barely functional when it comes to any sort of tech, like pdfs, word docs, or simple email makes me so upset.

To think this is what our government is makes me so, very, sad.

I like snow too. It's the -15f FOR WEEKS ON END

That gets me all hot and bothered

ITS 2025 AND BOOMERS STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT PDFS MY FUCK

β€œLearn to love winter”

That’s just big cope for people who like getting cucked by the weather.

But on the niggers hiding, that is real. Sometimes they literally blow up because they leave gas stoves on or water heaters have gas leaks.

Happens at least once every year around here