bossman jack
All the drywall patches lmao
MAKING MORE ONION SOUP FOR DINNER LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Had to get the CHEAP cheese because WHOLE FOODS is more like WHOLE RIP OFF
Bros going hard. Just lost 6k in like 5 minutes
LETS GOOOOo
Yup, it's literally one of those lol
who is also asian because cUltUrE
She's not allowed to date white guys because YOU'LL RUIN THE GENETICS
Oh i'd hate it. But I have no interest in her, so it doesn't bother me. She shouldn't call me literally every moment he's gone. We knew eachother long before they started dating.
I met her on reddit, so like, idk who she is. I have no idea who her boo is either.
I think im just banished to the friend zone tbh. All she does is complain to me about her problems. There's literally nothing romantic at all. If anything he should thank me for letting her rant at me for hours on end.
When you lose it all
my asian friends boyfriend is out getting drunk SO GUESS WHO HAS TO TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE ALL NIGHT.
I really like when her boyfriend is around, then she leaves me alone
mfw I realize i might be the other guy, but also am not interested at all.
fine, i'll go take them off in the whole foods...sheesh
no im back home now
brb need to take my pants off