Waking from a 30-year casserole-induced coma and immediately demanding more casserole
That's it, I have deleted Threads from all my devices.
I am free from meta
I cannot believe that there is enough trade in luxury watches to support the number of stores in every damn mall in the country. The Tag store, Breitling, Rolex, etc.
The maths doesn't work...
According to my new fitness tracker, I spent 7.5% of yesterday committing acts of vengeance
I like to help people find things by pointing out that its gotta be around here somewhere
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.
The fact that some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I cannot put into words.
It isn’t that I’m not a people person; it’s that I’m not a stupid people person.
And they are very prolific…
Took a picture with the flash on and my goth girlfriend got sunburn
If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first vowel, that's your IKEA furniture name.
(Kräm)
I am definitely a misanthrope
I'm one of the fortunate people who genuinely loves their job. I'm really excited about going back to work tomorrow.
I would advise anyone who hates their job to train up and leave it for something you may enjoy more.
Given all the food I've eaten over the holidays, I am pleased to report that my socks still fit.
Fight!
4pm in the playground.
Bring your own biscuits
BBC News - Musk says Farage 'doesn't have what it takes' to be Reform UK leader
I hate when I'm trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can
In the words of the late Mrs Rae...
(To be said in a strong Irish accent)
"I see the weather is continuing"
It's all fun and games until someone gains an eye
My cat already knows how to open doors. It's only a matter of time before she learns to pick locks. This may be my final message
I don't follow it anymore, but my years-held belief that football managers have the most overrated job still stands. I've never seen the point in them.
Plymouth #Argyle proved it today by getting a point whilst managerless after Rooney left this week.
#AssociationSoccer #Soccerball #Rooney #PAFC