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Homesteader. Steak Approver. Ungovernable. Unemployable. #bitcoin only #nostr only

A cow climbing stairs, such a whimsical sight,

Udderly determined to reach a new height.

"Eternally aloft", the bovine declared,

"My downward journey, forever impaired".

Let's send every single politician on a two-month long paid vacation at the same time.

If the shit hits the fan and we can't cope without them, they get get to keep their jobs.

If nothing much changes, they can update their resumé and find a way to actually contribute to society.

Hacking Bitcoin is easy.

You just have to feed some data and a bunch of random numbers into an algorithm to find a particular result.

The catch is, you have to do it faster than everyone else collectively, which currently is about:

500,000,000,000,000,000,000 times per second.