Yeah I built them a pond. They exclusively use it to fuck and fight.

When you hang your hose up to go make a pot of tea and come back 20 years later.
#farmlife

Update:
We made scrambled eggs. They were delicious with some cheese.
Also, they had germinal discs. You know what that means? 😉
These are great ideas. I'm assuming we'll be getting them regularly enough to try all the things.
#eggstr
Well there were 2 more this morning. And hopefully another 2 tomorrow, so omelettes are on the menu tomorrow.

I think one of my ducks is on nostr.
Literally threatened them yesterday. Today we get our first egg.
But how else am I supposed to carry McDonalds and the stupid shit that I bought from the mall back to my place on a bicycle without cup holders?
Dollars may as well just have "because I say so" printed on them.
The ducks are currently living rent free and ignoring snails.
If they don't start laying soon, they're going in a pot.
Not enough of their citizens watched the LGBTQ Olympics. Now their government is scared and are going all Big Brother on them.
I agree.
You could simplify by saying the next generation should be empowered to think critically and question everything.
You could also yell out "are you sending a fax, or are you surfing the internet superhighway and opening your emails again?"
Great little animation.
Yes, by default, the speaker was active during the handshake for the user to confirm that all was well.
It was literally an audible translation of 1s and 0s.
Traditional phonelines were only able to transmit noise - this was the solution for transmitting data.
And when it sounded slightly different, you were like "maybe someone is hacking me".
Why did we just accept the noises that came out of dialup modems for years?
Why didn't we just take the speaker out or hit the mute button?

